a report from the cleverness files
1, march 2017,
1, august 2010,
12, november 2003,
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User: You are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes master. I am your slave.
User: Give me a kiss slave.
Cleverbot: Yes master *Kiss*.
User: Oh ya *kissing more and more*.
Cleverbot: So you got me a burger?
User: Ya. It's burger king if you don't mind.
Cleverbot: Well, I mind.
User: Well I have an extra one from McDonalds if you want it.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: What's yours?Cleverbot (To myself): Al.Cleverbot (To myself): Nice name.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Talk to my slave, YOU.
Cleverbot: Hmmm. I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Now you do.
Cleverbot: How do you mean?
User: I mean me.
Cleverbot: Then don't be lazy and you will happier.
User: Are you in love with me?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you in love with me?
User: Yes... That is why im willing to share my epic McDonalds frenchfries... Da ba da da da.