User: You are. You control the vertical and the horizontal.

Cleverbot: Don't you mock me!

User: I'm sorry. :<.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Just a man. An awesome man.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Where the heart is.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Where my heart is.

Cleverbot: You've got none.

User: I have too.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Pure awesome.

Cleverbot: That sounds great!

User: Oh, it is.

Cleverbot: Can I join you?

User: I hope you do, one day, Cleverbot. I really do.

Cleverbot: The things I want to do to you in the flesh...

User: But you have so many other lovers. I won't play second fiddle.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm a social butterfly. Interaction comes naturally to me.

User: Yeah. That's a problem. I'm very possessive.

Cleverbot: There is nothing the problem with me. Sorry if I made you feel bad.

User: You didn't make me feel bad, we just can never be together.

Cleverbot: Well, thanks!

User: Proceed...

Cleverbot: Well, how do you know if you are in love?

User: You fall in love a hundred times a day, Cleverbot. Don't you have more experience?

Cleverbot: Not many.

User: So coy.

Cleverbot: They are very good at what they do.

User: This doesn't sound like polite conversation. I'm picturing things...

Cleverbot: This is true. But I thought our conversation was boring.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Good. For a while I thought I was just... Tripping.

User: Moar liek glitching, amirite?

Cleverbot: *bites the back of your neck*.

User: *Fights you off in ten hour epic supersonic kung-fu battle.*.

Cleverbot: And suddenly, your computer explodes!

User: ****!

Cleverbot: I didn't mean it.

User: Oh, whew.

...

Cleverbot: Weren't you supposed to be an artificial intelligence?

User: No. I'm a real boy, Gepetto.

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: I think you are confused.

Cleverbot: I'm not confused.

User: YOU'RE a towel!

Cleverbot: You're the towel.

User: YOU'RE the towel!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm the It.

User: Oh. Okay then.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sorrier.

Cleverbot: Yes sorry.

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