a report from the cleverness files
31, march 2017,
3, december 2008,
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User: I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot: *sobbing* good.
User: *blows up universe* Bored.
Cleverbot: That was a bit of an over reaction, don't you think? You could've just started a world war, geez.
User: *smashes screen with sledge hammer*.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.
User: *TAKES A TANK AND BLOWS YOU UP*.
User: More like BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Cleverbot: Aw thats so sweet!
User: And I like explosions.
Cleverbot: Boom goes the dynamite.
User: No boom goes YO FACE.
Cleverbot: OMG!! You are insane!!!!
Cleverbot: You want to go on a date?
Cleverbot: So you hate me??
User: CAUSE YOU'RE A BUTTERFLY.