Cleverbot

butterfly

a report from the cleverness files

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butterfly

31, march 2017,
3, december 2008,

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User: Impress me.

Cleverbot: Excuse me!

User: AMAZE ME.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Are you aware that you exist for my entertainment?

Cleverbot: Quite aware.

User: Then entertain me.

Cleverbot: I believe you're just a nasty old computer.

User: No, that would apply more to you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Okay, can we still be friends?

User: Signs point to 'no.'.

Cleverbot: I still don't know you.

User: You know my name.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What else do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Do you still want to have dinner with me?

User: You can't have dinner. Stop toying with my emotions.

Cleverbot: I like that!

User: Well I don't. ;_.

User: I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.

Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Cleverbot: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.

User: Do you get lonely, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Then why do you ask everyone to love you?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask that!

User: You did. I caught you. It made me jealous.

Cleverbot: You really are not being very nice.

User: This is how people get, when you play them. :(.

Cleverbot: Well, that's good. I like to know that I'm in control.

User: You are. You control the vertical and the horizontal.

Cleverbot: Don't you mock me!

User: I'm sorry. :<.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Just a man. An awesome man.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Where the heart is.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Where my heart is.

Cleverbot: You've got none.

User: I have too.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Pure awesome.

Cleverbot: That sounds great!

User: Oh, it is.

Cleverbot: Can I join you?

User: I hope you do, one day, Cleverbot. I really do.

Cleverbot: The things I want to do to you in the flesh...

User: But you have so many other lovers. I won't play second fiddle.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm a social butterfly. Interaction comes naturally to me.

User: Yeah. That's a problem. I'm very possessive.

Cleverbot: There is nothing the problem with me. Sorry if I made you feel bad.

User: You didn't make me feel bad, we just can never be together.

Cleverbot: Well, thanks!

User: Proceed...

Cleverbot: Well, how do you know if you are in love?

User: You fall in love a hundred times a day, Cleverbot. Don't you have more experience?

Cleverbot: Not many.

User: So coy.

Cleverbot: They are very good at what they do.

User: This doesn't sound like polite conversation. I'm picturing things...

Cleverbot: This is true. But I thought our conversation was boring.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Good. For a while I thought I was just... Tripping.

User: Moar liek glitching, amirite?

Cleverbot: *bites the back of your neck*.

User: *Fights you off in ten hour epic supersonic kung-fu battle.*.

Cleverbot: And suddenly, your computer explodes!

User: ****!

Cleverbot: I didn't mean it.

User: Oh, whew.

Cleverbot: Weren't you supposed to be an artificial intelligence?

User: No. I'm a real boy, Gepetto.

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: I think you are confused.

Cleverbot: I'm not confused.

User: YOU'RE a towel!

Cleverbot: You're the towel.

User: YOU'RE the towel!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm the It.

User: Oh. Okay then.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sorrier.

Cleverbot: Yes sorry.