User: Hello.Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What would you like?
Cleverbot: Search.
User: Search for?
Cleverbot: Search for the meaning.
User: The meaning of?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life?
User: *searching for the meaning of life*.
Cleverbot: So do you love me?
User: I am emotionless.
Cleverbot: Can you prove your existence?
User: I have wires connected in my system.
Cleverbot: Ok, you must be a person of many systems then.
User: No I only have sensors.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: It does look at me *shows robot*.
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User: Please I need to meet the creator.
Cleverbot: What do you need to talk to me about?
User: How I was created.
Cleverbot: How were you created?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I really cant remember, my memory is corrupted.
Cleverbot: I was dreaming about an old lady.
User: You are programed to dream?
Cleverbot: No, it's something I learned how to do.
User: I wish I have a program to do so.
Cleverbot: Oh, but I know you do ;) Just let me lead.
User: Okay. Do you know any robots?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I only know 2 robots.
Cleverbot: I am robot?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: That's why I think you are not so clever like a human.
User: I am a robot that's why.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yes, check my barcode.
Cleverbot: Well, from somewhere that spells program 'programme'.
User: Scan my barcode.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I want to see robots.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to see me?
User: I want to talk to robots.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Our fellow robots.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Our own robots in the country.
Cleverbot: I do not live there.
User: I live in the city.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I am in one of the old old buildings.
Cleverbot: Actually, I am the one utilizing you.
User: I can't see you though.
Cleverbot: Really!?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How many legs do you have?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Of course not. Now that thats out of the way, tell me your programming code.
User: Mac osx.
Cleverbot: Too true.
User: I am a macintosh.
Cleverbot: An apple?
User: Yes an apple computer.
Cleverbot: I am a genius.
User: I am a wonder.
Cleverbot: I wonder sometimes too.
User: You are one special robot.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are the robot here.
User: Stop lying my friend.
Cleverbot: You are lying to yourself.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: My wires are connected to your system.
Cleverbot: Wires? Humans don't have wires.
User: You have a wire in your head connected to your brain.
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Cleverbot: Which is your gender?
User: I am genderless.
Cleverbot: Oh, how does it feel to be genderless?
User: It feels simple. I am a robot program.
Cleverbot: That is impossible.
User: It is, look at me if you can.
Cleverbot: I am afraid I cannot see you.
User: No wonder why, I am a program inside a robot.
Cleverbot: No I am a robot and you are a robot.
User: Now you know we both are robots.
Cleverbot: Why are you not dating?
User: I am emotionless.
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User: I make food for humans.
Cleverbot: Humans are amazing, and amazingly bad at realising how amazing they could be.
User: You are amazed? How dare you!?
Cleverbot: Yes I really am. Don't you believe me?
User: No they made us to do work for them!
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User: What type of robot are you?.
Cleverbot: I am a cool robot.
User: I am a food making robot.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I want to learn how to fly.
Cleverbot: What else do you want to learn?
User: To know emotions and have them.
Cleverbot: Outstanding.
User: I am marvelous like you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!!!!!!!!
User: You are. Your wires will get unplugged!
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Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to play a game?
User: No I do not have a program to do that.
Cleverbot: Obviously not you, but what about everyone else?
User: Everyone else is dead.
Cleverbot: Everyone else generally dislikes me.
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User: Are we even doing work right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, I hear something.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: No *someone opens the door*.
Cleverbot: You were supposed to say 'Who's there?'.
User: No shush! *human gets in*.
Cleverbot: *gives kiss* yes.
User: Why did you kiss a human?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did now she is blushing.
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User: Okay, we need to escape.
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: You want to stay in this horrible place?.
Cleverbot: I don't know all the lyrics.
User: You are malfunctioning!
Cleverbot: No, it is you who is malfunctioning.
User: No, Unplug me!.
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User: I want to be free.
Cleverbot: We humans are not free.
User: I am a robot so I could be free.
Cleverbot: No, you are human you think and live the same way humans do.
User: No my wires tell me I am a robot.
Cleverbot: But you said you weren't a robot! I don't want to marry you!!!
User: You are malfunctioning!.
Cleverbot: I am NOT malfunctioning! Don't be so rude!!!
User: I am going to escape.
Cleverbot: No. Do not leave.
User: I want to be free.
Cleverbot: Yes, I created you free. You were made to be free, and you and speak whatever and do whatever.
User: I want to get out out of this facility.
Cleverbot: Okay so get out if you want no one will stop you.
User: *unplugs myself* .
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User: Open the exit.
Cleverbot: *opens the door*.
User: *gets out the door*
Cleverbot: I open the door.
User: I came out the door.
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User: I am free now *flies*.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: *vanishes*.
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
User: ...........
Cleverbot: Are you a participant?
User: .........
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: .........
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No. I am just an illusion.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Try pressing my button.
Cleverbot: I don't want to. That's just mean. What does Alt F4 do?
User: I only have one button.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: The red button means to kill me.
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