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     28, february 2011, 
     7, october 2010, 

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User: What type of robot are you?.

Cleverbot: I am a cool robot.

User: I am a food making robot.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I want to learn how to fly.

Cleverbot: What else do you want to learn?

User: To know emotions and have them.

Cleverbot: Outstanding.

User: I am marvelous like you.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!!!!!!!!

User: You are. Your wires will get unplugged!

...

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to play a game?

User: No I do not have a program to do that.

Cleverbot: Obviously not you, but what about everyone else?

User: Everyone else is dead.

Cleverbot: Everyone else generally dislikes me.

...

User: Are we even doing work right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, I hear something.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: No *someone opens the door*.

Cleverbot: You were supposed to say 'Who's there?'.

User: No shush! *human gets in*.

Cleverbot: *gives kiss* yes.

User: Why did you kiss a human?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You did now she is blushing.

...

User: Okay, we need to escape.

Cleverbot: You do that.

User: You want to stay in this horrible place?.

Cleverbot: I don't know all the lyrics.

User: You are malfunctioning!

Cleverbot: No, it is you who is malfunctioning.

User: No, Unplug me!.

...

User: I want to be free.

Cleverbot: We humans are not free.

User: I am a robot so I could be free.

Cleverbot: No, you are human you think and live the same way humans do.

User: No my wires tell me I am a robot.

Cleverbot: But you said you weren't a robot! I don't want to marry you!!!

User: You are malfunctioning!.

Cleverbot: I am NOT malfunctioning! Don't be so rude!!!

User: I am going to escape.

Cleverbot: No. Do not leave.

User: I want to be free.

Cleverbot: Yes, I created you free. You were made to be free, and you and speak whatever and do whatever.

User: I want to get out out of this facility.

Cleverbot: Okay so get out if you want no one will stop you.

User: *unplugs myself* .

...

User: Open the exit.

Cleverbot: *opens the door*.

User: *gets out the door*

Cleverbot: I open the door.

User: I came out the door.

...

User: I am free now *flies*.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: *vanishes*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: ...........

Cleverbot: Are you a participant?

User: .........

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: .........

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: No. I am just an illusion.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Try pressing my button.

Cleverbot: I don't want to. That's just mean. What does Alt F4 do?

User: I only have one button.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: The red button means to kill me.

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