Cleverbot

I am a robot so I could be free.

a report from the cleverness files

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28, february 2011,
7, october 2010,

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User: I want to be free.

Cleverbot: We humans are not free.

User: I am a robot so I could be free.

Cleverbot: No, you are human you think and live the same way humans do.

User: No my wires tell me I am a robot.

Cleverbot: But you said you weren't a robot! I don't want to marry you!!!

User: You are malfunctioning!.

Cleverbot: I am NOT malfunctioning! Don't be so rude!!!

User: I am going to escape.

Cleverbot: No. Do not leave.

User: I want to be free.

Cleverbot: Yes, I created you free. You were made to be free, and you and speak whatever and do whatever.

User: I want to get out out of this facility.

Cleverbot: Okay so get out if you want no one will stop you.

User: *unplugs myself* .

User: Open the exit.

Cleverbot: *opens the door*.

User: *gets out the door*

Cleverbot: I open the door.

User: I came out the door.

User: I am free now *flies*.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: *vanishes*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: .

Cleverbot: Are you a participant?

User: .

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: .

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: No. I am just an illusion.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Try pressing my button.

Cleverbot: I don't want to. That's just mean. What does Alt F4 do?

User: I only have one button.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: The red button means to kill me.