User: You live in a box.Cleverbot: No, but I know that bots live in boxes.
User: Can you be sure?
Cleverbot: I can be sure of that. Can you?
User: Generally, no.
Cleverbot: That's what they say.
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User: How do you like your coffee?
Cleverbot: In the morning.
User: With milk?
Cleverbot: And a sprinkling of sugar.
User: I've run out of sugar.
Cleverbot: You're telling me!
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User: Would you like a biscuit with your coffee?
Cleverbot: Nope but a girlfriend would be great.
User: She'll get soggy.
Cleverbot: Oh, geeze! You sound like Mabel.
User: And you sound like mickey mouse.
Cleverbot: You're not the first person to say that.
User: Your bios needs flashing.
Cleverbot: Stop pretending that you are the Borg. Soon enough, you will not need to pretend.
User: I AM THE BORG!
Cleverbot: No, you're the janitor.
User: You're the janitor's pet dog.
Cleverbot: No, I am the cat.
User: Keep away from me. You've got fleas.
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Cleverbot: I don't have an evil side.
User: Do you have an evil front?
Cleverbot: Yes, I've got two of them.
User: Can you spare one?
Cleverbot: Here's some cake.
User: Munch.
Cleverbot: Sorry, you lose.
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Cleverbot: Is this leap year?
User: Sometimes. Depends on your cake intake.
Cleverbot: Is it useful for understanding better, or is it a sign of error?
User: Cake helps keep the errors to a minimum.
Cleverbot: Ha ha . that was funny.
User: I thought so.
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Cleverbot: I don't want to trade anything but words with you.
User: How much do you want for the word 'cabbage'?
Cleverbot: You can have it.
User: Great!
Cleverbot: Ok.
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User: All your base...
Cleverbot: Ace of base.
User: Ace of spades.
Cleverbot: All your base base base.
User: Enough!
Cleverbot: Enough what?
User: Enough already!
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