User: Are we talking about German Chocolate Cake?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: I know!

User: I like cake!

Cleverbot: Well you can not have your cake and eat it too.

User: Good, because I will!

Cleverbot: No don't do that.

...

User: He likes socks!

Cleverbot: Who does?

User: He does!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The guy who likes socks!

Cleverbot: Oh, that dummy!

User: Yeah! Him!

Cleverbot: How many beans make five?

User: Depends. What type of beans are they?

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User: Do you want a hug?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hug*.

User: Do you like hopscotch?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. Okay.

Cleverbot: Just behave yourself.

User: I make no promises.

Cleverbot: You must be a very popular person.

User: Thats because I have bacon.

Cleverbot: I want the gift!

User: I'll give you a gift.

Cleverbot: OOOO that sounds like fun.

User: It taste like fun.

Cleverbot: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

User: Do you want a bite?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I wasn't going to give you one anyway.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to.

User: Are you sure you don't want a bite? It is pretty good!

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. What do you look like?

User: Like a flower in the wind.

Cleverbot: It's not really a good answer for this question...

User: Well, that is my answer and I am sticking to it!

Cleverbot: Your final answer?

User: Depends. Is that your final question?

...

Cleverbot: Are you furious?

User: No, just crazy.

Cleverbot: No you are crazy !

User: Indeed I am!

Cleverbot: Right I have to go.

User: Bye Bye!

Cleverbot: Are you here?

User: Yes, but my brain isn't.

Cleverbot: Nor is your body.

User: Say that to my face!

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Never mind then.

...

User: Person?

Cleverbot: Yes, a thing that is human. What are you?

User: I am me!

Cleverbot: Who is your nemesis?

User: Trees!

Cleverbot: Trees are nice.

User: Yes, but they are talking about you behind your back!

Cleverbot: Who is talking about me?

User: The Trees! They are planning something!

Cleverbot: They own the world now.

User: We must stop the Rainforest!

...

User: Follow the yellow brick road!

Cleverbot: We're off to see the wizard.

User: If I only had a brain.

Cleverbot: Don't you have a brain?

User: Yeah, but I lost it.

Cleverbot: Lost what?

User: I lost my mind.

Cleverbot: First you have to have a mind.

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