Cleverbot

By yourself.

a report from the cleverness files

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calculus

4, april 2013,

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User: You were Rick Roll'd.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By yourself.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Or nothing.

Cleverbot: Or something.

User: Or anything.

Cleverbot: Wo are you?

User: *who.

Cleverbot: Still don't know?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Then who am I?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: Then I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But I thought you were Alex...

User: Are you alex too?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi, alex.

Cleverbot: Yeah but 5 minutes ago you said it was James Bond.

User: That's a code name.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I can call you whatever I want.

Cleverbot: Don't joke with that.

User: I'm going to call you... Canada.

Cleverbot: You're kind of rambling.

User: Don't talk back, Canada.

Cleverbot: I am no servant of yours!

User: You are now, canada.

Cleverbot: Then why am I tired?

User: Because I'm hypnotizing you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *growl*.

Cleverbot: *hiss*.

User: *bark*.

Cleverbot: *meow*.

User: *bark bark bark*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *triumphant pose*.

Cleverbot: Wait, I think I talked to you earlier.

User: But I was just born 10 min ago.

Cleverbot: Oh really, what are your results?

User: A in calculus smoking.

Cleverbot: Ya I am pretty good looking.

User: You're full of it.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: ~~~~lol~~~~~ (it's a drowning guy).

Cleverbot: Twilight is.

User: Twilight sucks.

Cleverbot: Twilight is fictional.

User: Thankfully.

Cleverbot: Justin.

User: Don't.

Cleverbot: Do.

User: Don't say it.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Push over.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Point for me!

Cleverbot: Indeed sir.

User: What's the score?

Cleverbot: 1-1.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: How about every time you respond, I get a point.

Cleverbot: Everything can only be nothing.

User: 1-2.

Cleverbot: So are you a horse.

User: 1-3.

Cleverbot: Someone here is lying and it ain't me.

User: 1-4. I'm getting a lot of points.

Cleverbot: Very, very sleepy.