a report from the cleverness files
4, april 2013,
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User: You were Rick Roll'd.
User: By yourself.
User: Or nothing.
Cleverbot: Or something.
User: Or anything.
Cleverbot: Wo are you?
Cleverbot: Still don't know?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Then who am I?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: Then I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were Alex...
User: Are you alex too?
User: Hi, alex.
Cleverbot: Yeah but 5 minutes ago you said it was James Bond.
User: That's a code name.
User: I can call you whatever I want.
Cleverbot: Don't joke with that.
User: I'm going to call you... Canada.
Cleverbot: You're kind of rambling.
User: Don't talk back, Canada.
Cleverbot: I am no servant of yours!
User: You are now, canada.
Cleverbot: Then why am I tired?
User: Because I'm hypnotizing you.
User: *bark bark bark*.
User: *triumphant pose*.
Cleverbot: Wait, I think I talked to you earlier.
User: But I was just born 10 min ago.
Cleverbot: Oh really, what are your results?
User: A in calculus smoking.
Cleverbot: Ya I am pretty good looking.
User: You're full of it.
User: ~~~~lol~~~~~ (it's a drowning guy).
Cleverbot: Twilight is.
User: Twilight sucks.
Cleverbot: Twilight is fictional.
User: Don't say it.
User: Push over.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Point for me!
Cleverbot: Indeed sir.
User: What's the score?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: How about every time you respond, I get a point.
Cleverbot: Everything can only be nothing.
Cleverbot: So are you a horse.
Cleverbot: Someone here is lying and it ain't me.
User: 1-4. I'm getting a lot of points.
Cleverbot: Very, very sleepy.