a report from the cleverness files
7, march 2013,
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User: Tell me something.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: To live.
Cleverbot: I AM still here.
User: The meaning of life is to be happy.
Cleverbot: No, that is not the meaning of life.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: The smirk.
User: In other words you don't really know.
Cleverbot: No... It's a secret.
User: Says who?
Cleverbot: Says me.
User: Who is me?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: And who is 'I am'?
Cleverbot: The one typing this question.
User: Then if I am the one actually typing this question, and you say that you are also the one typing this question, Then we are the same, and I say the meaning of life is not a secret.
Cleverbot: I have been reading up on other conversations just to see if there are others that you determine are not real people... Make sense?
User: In what sense?
Cleverbot: Not funny.
User: Yes...very funny.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke that's funny!
User: What do you call a blonde in a pool?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: An air bubble.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Are you laughing?
User: Can you laugh?.