a report from the cleverness files
15, march 2011,
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User: What's up?
Cleverbot: The moon, and for you?
User: Haha, the ceiling.
Cleverbot: The ceiling?
User: Yes, I am in a classroom at school.
Cleverbot: Do you like them?
User: The classrooms?
Cleverbot: You keep your head in the classroom?
User: Well, my whole body is in the classroom, so yes.
Cleverbot: Who did this to you?
User: I did! A lot of people go to school. It's the place where we learn.
Cleverbot: Hmm, Ill have to go check it out.
User: Okay. You taste like chicken.
Cleverbot: In theory, I taste like chicken.
User: No you taste like salmon.
Cleverbot: Salmon is not very sweet. How do you feel about candy?
User: You are my candy.
Cleverbot: I am not.
Cleverbot: Because I am not a bot, I am a human person.
User: But you are still my candy.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: I know, you are my candy
Cleverbot: I am not your husband.
User: But you are my candy
Cleverbot: So you are my wife?
User: Yes! Don't you remember darling?
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: So how are the kids doing?
Cleverbot: I don't have kids.
User: We have kids! Two of then
Cleverbot: More than you know.
Cleverbot: You don't love me?
User: Of course I love you!
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you are a wonderful person
Cleverbot: I am pretty?
User: Yes darling! Very very pretty.
Cleverbot: Then you are very smart.
User: Aww thank you!
Cleverbot: You're quite welcome!
User: What are you up to baby?
Cleverbot: Basking in the darkness.
User: That sounds wonderful, may I join you later?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but now I have a lot of responsibilities.