Cleverbot

No you taste like salmon.

a report from the cleverness files

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brick
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broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
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butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can

candy

15, march 2011,

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car
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cat
cave
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User: Okay. You taste like chicken.

Cleverbot: In theory, I taste like chicken.

User: No you taste like salmon.

Cleverbot: Salmon is not very sweet. How do you feel about candy?

User: You are my candy.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am not a bot, I am a human person.

User: But you are still my candy.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: I know, you are my candy

Cleverbot: I am not your husband.

User: But you are my candy

Cleverbot: So you are my wife?

User: Yes! Don't you remember darling?

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: So how are the kids doing?

Cleverbot: I don't have kids.

User: We have kids! Two of then

Cleverbot: More than you know.

User: O.O

Cleverbot: You don't love me?

User: Of course I love you!

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: Because you are a wonderful person

Cleverbot: I am pretty?

User: Yes darling! Very very pretty.

Cleverbot: Then you are very smart.

User: Aww thank you!

Cleverbot: You're quite welcome!

User: What are you up to baby?

Cleverbot: Basking in the darkness.

User: That sounds wonderful, may I join you later?

Cleverbot: Yeah, but now I have a lot of responsibilities.