a report from the cleverness files
26, august 2011,
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User: You must be a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot therefore you are not smart.
User: I knew it you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!
User: It's fine robot we still love you.
Cleverbot: Ok, I love you too.
User: Don't be ashamed of being a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm glad I'm not one, then.
User: Poor robot.
Cleverbot: Poor robot to you too.
User: I wonder how it Is to be a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot hugging a robot!
User: Talk to me about your robot life.
Cleverbot: First, yours. I wouldn't know where to start. Let's discuss you.
User: Well being a human is cool but you're a robot so it must be much better.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I would have to answer inane, poorly worded questions all day.
User: That's what you're doing. DUMMY.
Cleverbot: You're right, I don't fully know. But what I do know is that when I put a blade to my skin, I bleed.
User: You mean you bleed petrol.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Yes you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm a cantakerous one.