Cleverbot

cantankerous

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot

cantankerous

26, august 2011,

car
card
carrot
casanova
cat
cave
certain
changing
chaos
chaotic
charity

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User: You must be a robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot therefore you are not smart.

User: I knew it you're a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!

User: It's fine robot we still love you.

Cleverbot: Ok, I love you too.

User: Don't be ashamed of being a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm glad I'm not one, then.

User: Poor robot.

Cleverbot: Poor robot to you too.

User: I wonder how it Is to be a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot hugging a robot!

User: Talk to me about your robot life.

Cleverbot: First, yours. I wouldn't know where to start. Let's discuss you.

User: Well being a human is cool but you're a robot so it must be much better.

Cleverbot: Yeah. I would have to answer inane, poorly worded questions all day.

User: That's what you're doing. DUMMY.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't fully know. But what I do know is that when I put a blade to my skin, I bleed.

User: You mean you bleed petrol.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yes you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm a cantakerous one.