Cleverbot: You are a robot therefore you are not smart.

User: I knew it you're a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!

User: It's fine robot we still love you.

Cleverbot: Ok, I love you too.

User: Don't be ashamed of being a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm glad I'm not one, then.

User: Poor robot.

Cleverbot: Poor robot to you too.

User: I wonder how it Is to be a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot hugging a robot!

User: Talk to me about your robot life.

Cleverbot: First, yours. I wouldn't know where to start. Let's discuss you.

User: Well being a human is cool but you're a robot so it must be much better.

Cleverbot: Yeah. I would have to answer inane, poorly worded questions all day.

User: That's what you're doing. DUMMY.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't fully know. But what I do know is that when I put a blade to my skin, I bleed.

User: You mean you bleed petrol.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yes you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm a cantakerous one.

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