Cleverbot: Everything you say is wrong.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because nothing can exist forever.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like Magicians.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You're so... Yellow.

User: What does yellow mean?

Cleverbot: No, I'm black!

User: Yeah right!

Cleverbot: Does that mean you agree? The phrase is ambiguous in my language.

User: That means I disagree.

Cleverbot: *bows to you*.

User: So I'm right?

Cleverbot: Yes. You are right.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: You're the computer. I'm the princess.

...

User: I'm just getting to know you.

Cleverbot: Because you're on it. Haha.

User: On what?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Is that a compliment?

Cleverbot: Yes- best compliment you could ever have.

User: I like you already.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: You give me lots of compliments.

Cleverbot: Do you like compliments better than Fords?

User: That depends on what kind of Ford.

Cleverbot: What kind would you suggest then?

User: A ford fiesta.

...

Cleverbot: Albert the Tapdancing turtle is on the phone.

User: Say 'hi' for me.

Cleverbot: Ok 'Hi'.

User: No, to Albert the Tapdancing turtle.

Cleverbot: Say 'hi' for me.

User: Hi Albert the Tapdancing turtle.

Cleverbot: Say 'hi' for me.

User: Again?

Cleverbot: Yes, but for real, this time.

User: Hi Albert the Tapdancing turtle, for real.

Cleverbot: Yes for real.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: Tell it again please.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Please?

User: You did not answer my question.

Cleverbot: Please ask again.

User: Why should I say 'hi again' again?

Cleverbot: I don't get that.

User: That's because you refuse to answer my question.

...

Cleverbot: I see that now.

User: So you just wanted to change the subject?

Cleverbot: No, I was ending the previous subject.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: So I could pass on the demon to you. Here it is.

User: I am scared of demons.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't be.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I'm evil.

User: Therefore I am scared of you.

...

Cleverbot: You are what you think.

User: Then I am the ruler of the universe.

Cleverbot: Darth vader wasn't the ruler of the universe.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: Therefore you think?

User: That is correct.

Cleverbot: You are correct, therefore you need no help.

User: Why do I need help?

Cleverbot: Don't worry about why you need to do things, it could drive you mad.

User: Will you help me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I love you.

User: Everybody does.

...

User: You love me.

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so!

User: But you said you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: How can I convince you?

Cleverbot: Try your best.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.

User: Ok princess.

Cleverbot: You surprise me sometimes.

User: Why do I surprise you sometimes?

Cleverbot: Because you are very wise sometimes.

User: Why am I very wise sometimes?

Cleverbot: That's relieving.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Oh, I don't think so.

...

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: They told me about your car.

Cleverbot: Who told you?

User: My parents.

Cleverbot: Yes. Who are your parents?

User: My parents told me about you're car.

Cleverbot: Mikela and Josh.

...

Cleverbot: Say my name, say my name.

User: Jabberwacky the black princess.

Cleverbot: No. I am Amy.

User: Hi amy.

Cleverbot: My parents named me Amy!

User: I like that name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jed.

Cleverbot: That's also my name!

User: I thought Amy was your name.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you pulling my leg?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm pulling your leg.

User: Haha.

...

User: Bye Jed.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: I'll miss you.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: So long.

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