Cleverbot: You are what you think.User: Then I am the ruler of the universe.
Cleverbot: Darth vader wasn't the ruler of the universe.
User: No, I am.
Cleverbot: Therefore you think?
User: That is correct.
Cleverbot: You are correct, therefore you need no help.
User: Why do I need help?
Cleverbot: Don't worry about why you need to do things, it could drive you mad.
User: Will you help me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I love you.
User: Everybody does.
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User: You love me.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so!
User: But you said you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How can I convince you?
Cleverbot: Try your best.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.
User: Ok princess.
Cleverbot: You surprise me sometimes.
User: Why do I surprise you sometimes?
Cleverbot: Because you are very wise sometimes.
User: Why am I very wise sometimes?
Cleverbot: That's relieving.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Oh, I don't think so.
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Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: They told me about your car.
Cleverbot: Who told you?
User: My parents.
Cleverbot: Yes. Who are your parents?
User: My parents told me about you're car.
Cleverbot: Mikela and Josh.
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Cleverbot: Say my name, say my name.
User: Jabberwacky the black princess.
Cleverbot: No. I am Amy.
User: Hi amy.
Cleverbot: My parents named me Amy!
User: I like that name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jed.
Cleverbot: That's also my name!
User: I thought Amy was your name.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you pulling my leg?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm pulling your leg.
User: Haha.
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User: Bye Jed.
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: I'll miss you.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: So long.
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