a report from the cleverness files
9, april 2011,
29, october 2008,
3, may 2007,
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Cleverbot: What car do you drive?
User: I don't have a car.
Cleverbot: Okay. What car brands do you like?
Cleverbot: Really, what color?
User: My parents have a blue one.
Cleverbot: Your parents have a car. Suppose you are your parents' car.
User: No! I'm their child.
User: Let me tell you about my ex-girlfriend.
User: She was really sweet.
Cleverbot: You talked to her?
User: Yes, of course. I loved her.
Cleverbot: What is your name, God?
User: No, stop it. My name is O___.
Cleverbot: How depressing.
User: Anyway, my girlfriend cheated me and then left me.
Cleverbot: I wish I had a girlfriend.
User: I hope you'll do one day.
Cleverbot: Is that what you really want?
User: Yes, I wish you well.
Cleverbot: I'm going to get some coffee.
User: Get some for me too.
Cleverbot: That means I can't talk to you anymore.
User: No problem, I'l wait until you come back.Jabberwacky (To myself): Good day to you.Jabberwacky (To myself): Good morrow.Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy today?Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not really happy today.Jabberwacky (To myself): Why not?Jabberwacky (To myself): Because.Jabberwacky (To myself): Because because?Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.Jabberwacky (To myself): No.Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right.Jabberwacky (To myself): O___.
Cleverbot: I want to know how you are doing.
User: I'm fine, thanks.
Cleverbot: Thats good.Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you?
User: I have just answered that.
Cleverbot: I hope so.Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't like difference?
User: Yes. I do.
User: Please tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Prove it to me.
User: Prove what?
Cleverbot: That you don't have a short attention span.
User: Just tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: This was a joke.
User: Oh, ok. Thanks.