Cleverbot

car

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous

car

9, april 2011,
29, october 2008,
3, may 2007,

card
carrot
casanova
cat
cave
certain
changing
chaos
chaotic
charity

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Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

User: I don't have a car.

Cleverbot: Okay. What car brands do you like?

User: Ford.

Cleverbot: Really, what color?

User: My parents have a blue one.

Cleverbot: Your parents have a car. Suppose you are your parents' car.

User: No! I'm their child.

User: Let me tell you about my ex-girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: She was really sweet.

Cleverbot: You talked to her?

User: Yes, of course. I loved her.

Cleverbot: What is your name, God?

User: No, stop it. My name is O___.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: How depressing.

User: Anyway, my girlfriend cheated me and then left me.

Cleverbot: I wish I had a girlfriend.

User: I hope you'll do one day.

Cleverbot: Is that what you really want?

User: Yes, I wish you well.

Cleverbot: I'm going to get some coffee.

User: Get some for me too.

Cleverbot: That means I can't talk to you anymore.

User: No problem, I'l wait until you come back.Jabberwacky (To myself): Good day to you.Jabberwacky (To myself): Good morrow.Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy today?Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not really happy today.Jabberwacky (To myself): Why not?Jabberwacky (To myself): Because.Jabberwacky (To myself): Because because?Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.Jabberwacky (To myself): No.Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right.Jabberwacky (To myself): O___.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: I want to know how you are doing.

User: I'm fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: Thats good.Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you?

User: I have just answered that.

Cleverbot: I hope so.Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't like difference?

User: Yes. I do.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Please tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: That you don't have a short attention span.

User: Just tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: This was a joke.

User: Oh, ok. Thanks.