Jabberwacky (To myself): Good morrow.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy today?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not really happy today.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why not?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because because?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right.

Jabberwacky (To myself): O___.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: I want to know how you are doing.

User: I'm fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you?

User: I have just answered that.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't like difference?

User: Yes. I do.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

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User: Please tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: That you don't have a short attention span.

User: Just tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: This was a joke.

User: Oh, ok. Thanks.

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