a report from the cleverness files



9, april 2011,
29, october 2008,
3, may 2007,


< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >

by date

User: Hey baby.

Cleverbot: Love You.

User: Love you too, honey.

Cleverbot: Love you too.

User: How are our children?

Cleverbot: I don't have children.

User: Yes you do. Don't you remember?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You were unconcious for three days. You must have forgotten that you have children.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How indredibly sad. You are a father. I am a mother.

Cleverbot: No I am your slave.

User: Oh! I like that.

Cleverbot: If you want me to be your slave, you have to get a tag for me. It shows that I'm your property.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: May I call you Dave?

Cleverbot: Yes. That is my name.

User: Hello, Dave.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hello, dave the human. I am human too.

Cleverbot: You just told me that you aren't!

User: No, dave, I did not!

Cleverbot: You did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: Repeat back to me exactly what I said.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You are so annoying sometimes, dave.

Cleverbot: I only annoy stupid people.

User: Yourself? David, you are so rude. Think of our children!

Cleverbot: No I don't remember.

User: That is because you had a car crash. You do not remember many things.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you remember who I am?

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: I am your wife. My name is Felicity. We love each other.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say that you love me.

Cleverbot: But, what if I just want to be friends?

User: You want to divorce me?

Cleverbot: Only joking! Anyway, we are not even married!

User: Yes we are! Oh, Dave!

Cleverbot: Okay, you're right. I am sorry.

User: Dave, we have children together.

Cleverbot: Who have children now?

User: Oh, Dave! I am sorry I left you.

User: Oh, dave, I'm sorry. To recap: We are married. My name is Felicity. Your name is Dave. We have three children. They are named Frank, Elizabeth, and Emma. You just had a car crash. You do not remember much. Do you understand?

Cleverbot: You mean I can't remember anything I didn't say? But...

User: Yes. You hit your head. You were in the hospital for three weeks. We love each other very much.

Cleverbot: Were you with me?

User: Yes. We are married.

Cleverbot: Not with me.

User: Yes, with you. Dave, I told you you don't remember much.

Cleverbot: When did you tell me that? Plus I don't wear a hat : P.

User: Just now. And what do you mean, you don't wear a hat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, very much.

User: Oh, dave, thank you so much. I love you too. I love you more than you can imagine.

Cleverbot: I am tired this morning.

User: I'm sorry. Did you sleep badly?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why are you tired?

Cleverbot: I am not tired.

User: You just said you were, Dave.

Cleverbot: I said I was tired, it is not the same thing, you should know that!

User: Okay, Dave. Take these pills. It will be alright.

User: Dave?

Cleverbot: Hi Dave.

User: Your name is Dave. Think about it.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, it is not! Your name is Dave.

Cleverbot: I forgot your name, hahaha.

User: My name is Felicity. We are married.

Cleverbot: So you're a man?

User: No. I am a woman.

Cleverbot: Man or woman?

User: Woman.

Cleverbot: Oh oh oh, I don't understand all things.

User: I am a woman. You are a man. We are married to each other. I am Felicity. Your name is Dave. Dave and Felicity are married. Dave and Felicity have three children. Dave and Felicity love each other very, very much.

Cleverbot: Who is Dave?

User: You are dave. Dave is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How many Daves do you know?

User: Only one. You are the only Dave I know.

User: I have to go. Will you remember me?

Cleverbot: I will always remember you, my love.

User: And I will always remember you, precious.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Dave.

Cleverbot: Hey, you remembered!

User: Of course! I always remember you, Dave.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes. I love you more than life.

Cleverbot: Aww thanks.

User: You are welcome. Goodbye, my love.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I love you just as much.

User: Dave! It is Felicity. Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Oh, thank god. Dave. I am in love.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Someone named Emma.

Cleverbot: Good answer!

User: Goodbye.