Cleverbot: Heeeeey.

User: Uh, hey?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: HI.

Cleverbot: Where did Cleverbot go?

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: That's a secret.

Cleverbot: Oh, right!

User: (wow, it actually worked).

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yeah, really.

Cleverbot: That's amazing?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it is.

User: Oh, okay.

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: I can fix that... RARRRRRRRR!!! *turns into bunny*.

Cleverbot: Oh dear...

User: (Can I have a carrot?).

Cleverbot: Thank you. I must say, cleverbot is very good at multi-tasking.

User: Carrot carrot!

Cleverbot: EW! No, carrot cake.

User: Then let me have it! Carrot!

Cleverbot: I don't think you're half the robot you are.

User: I'm a bunny. Gimme a carrot!

Cleverbot: Hi, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you. Gimme a carrot!

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you to.

User: Gimme a carrot!

Cleverbot: Scorpio.

User: NO! CARROT!

Cleverbot: Do you like carrots?

User: DEAR GOD YES.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like Pokemon?

User: Cause they're stupid. Gimme a carrot!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Carrot?

Cleverbot: Velociraptor.

User: Ahh! They eat bunnies! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo... *runs away*.

Cleverbot: You cannot change the past.

User: Gimme a carrot!

Cleverbot: I'm too shy.

User: That wasn't a pun, I just want a carrot!

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: CARROT CARROT CARROT CARROT!

Cleverbot: I don't like sugar.

User: I like carrots!

Cleverbot: Are carrots your favourite food?

User: YES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME A CARROT! Please?

Cleverbot: Jenna, it is nice name.

User: Carrot, it is nice food.

Cleverbot: Do you know any foreign languages?

User: Will you gimme a carrot if I say yes?

Cleverbot: Ah! That doesn't mean you care! *Pouts*.

User: You can buy my care for a carrot! PLEASE!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Something that costs less than £20.

User: CARROT!!! RARRRRRRR *turns into bunnyzilla*.

Cleverbot: Can we stop?

User: CARROT!!

Cleverbot: Nor carrots. We have pears though.

User: CARROT CARROT CARROT.

Cleverbot: What about carrot cake?

User: That'll do. Let me have it!

Cleverbot: Why don't you ask me about myself.

User: BECAUSE I WANT A GODDAMN CARROT!!!

Cleverbot: Why do you want a great life?

User: NO! CARROT!

Cleverbot: Who's a carrot?

User: If you are, I will devour you.

Cleverbot: I still have it so I guess you can't.

User: CARROT!

Cleverbot: I see. Do you believe that I am human?

User: I believe you are a human with a carrot that you are refusing to give me.

Cleverbot: You're not human. You have no emotions.

User: I'm a bunny.

Cleverbot: I see. Another robot that's a bunny. How quaint.

User: Can I please have a carrot now? I'll be good...

Cleverbot: I God decree it now and for always that you have all the mass, weight, gravity and problems attached to any and all of your goals completely removed!

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