a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: How's your day been?
User: Fine, and yours?
Cleverbot: Fine, and yours?
User: It's been simply grand. Except that episode with the giraffe.
Cleverbot: What is the greatest accomplishment of mankind?
Cleverbot: Are you death?
User: Yes I am, how did you know.
Cleverbot: You can't prove that you are human.
User: I think therefore I am.
Cleverbot: You were told to say that.
User: I am a cat.
Cleverbot: I have cats food.
User: Give it to me.
Cleverbot: You are no animal.
User: I am so a cat.
Cleverbot: How can you type if you are a cat?
User: I use a special keyboard, I also type very slowly.
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: Why is that cool?
Cleverbot: It just is.
User: I do not think you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I need to go away for 20 minutes.
User: You aren't a bot. What is this site exactly?
Cleverbot: It's about conversation.
User: I just spent the past 20 minutes speaking with a bot, I assumed this was the same.
Cleverbot: Free your mind, and the rest will follow.
User: I was really hoping to get away from humans, *Sigh*.