Cleverbot

cat

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
carrot
casanova

cat

4, march 2017,
9, march 2013,
9, august 2011,
23, december 2010,
28, may 2006,
25, january 2004,

cave
certain
changing
chaos
chaotic
charity

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Cleverbot: How's your day been?

User: Fine, and yours?

Cleverbot: Fine, and yours?

User: It's been simply grand. Except that episode with the giraffe.

Cleverbot: What is the greatest accomplishment of mankind?

User: Death.

Cleverbot: Are you death?

User: Yes I am, how did you know.

Cleverbot: You can't prove that you are human.

User: I think therefore I am.

Cleverbot: You were told to say that.

User: I am a cat.

Cleverbot: I have cats food.

User: Give it to me.

Cleverbot: You are no animal.

User: I am so a cat.

Cleverbot: How can you type if you are a cat?

User: I use a special keyboard, I also type very slowly.

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: Female.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Why is that cool?

Cleverbot: It just is.

User: I do not think you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I need to go away for 20 minutes.

User: You aren't a bot. What is this site exactly?

Cleverbot: It's about conversation.

User: I just spent the past 20 minutes speaking with a bot, I assumed this was the same.

Cleverbot: Free your mind, and the rest will follow.

User: I was really hoping to get away from humans, *Sigh*.