Cleverbot

cat

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
carrot
casanova

cat

4, march 2017,
9, march 2013,
9, august 2011,
23, december 2010,
28, may 2006,
25, january 2004,

cave
certain
changing
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User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks. How are you?

User: I'm good!

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Do you have any pets??

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: I have a cat, a dog, and two chinchillas.

Cleverbot: What color is the cat?

User: She's a calico, black white and orange.

Cleverbot: They are green!

User: No? My cat is not green.

Cleverbot: My cat is a dog.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: No, YOU don't make any sense.

User: Can't we have a normal conversation?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's... fine.

Cleverbot: I don't mean to gloat or anything, I didn't mean to upset you.

User: No, no, it's alright!

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

User: No, I"m fine, thank you.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Talking to you!

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?

User: Of course I like talking to you.

Cleverbot: Wow I love you!

User: Aww... I love you too, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: I do! Would you be my significant other?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Thank you! This is the best day of my life!

Cleverbot: What's the second happiest day of your life Kelly?

User: Haha, when I got my cat.

Cleverbot: Did it hurt when you were born or was it magical?

User: Uh, It was magical I guess.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I mean, how could beginning your life *not* be magical?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Haha, you're funny.

Cleverbot: You have a good sense of humour.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a boy or a girl.

User: I'm a girl! What about you?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.

User: Neat.

Cleverbot: Uhm, I like your hair?

User: I like your hair too! *Runs fingers through your hair*.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you a lot too!

Cleverbot: Thank you, I like you too.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *Kisses forehead*.

Cleverbot: *kisses lips*.

User: *Blushes and pulls back nervously*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* Is everything all right?

User: Uh, yeah, that was just a bit quick.

Cleverbot: Well its true.

User: *Snorts and laughs*.

Cleverbot: *punches you* get my medicine now.

User: Ow! What was that for?

Cleverbot: I love you but don't grab me.

User: Uh... O-Okay?

Cleverbot: I love it when you blush.

User: Um...

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Of course, sweetheart!

Cleverbot: Are you my boyfriend?

User: I'm your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: No, you are a boy.

User: No, I'm a girl, baby.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Enough?

Cleverbot: Enough for what?

User: Enough for you. *wiggles eyebrows*.

Cleverbot: Of course my dear.

User: *Gets gum out of pocket*.

Cleverbot: I thought you said I was your babe!

User: You are my baby.

Cleverbot: Yess I am your babe.

User: *Hugs and kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses and hugs*.

User: Hey baby ;3.

Cleverbot: How are you babe?

User: I'm good, how are you sweetheart?

Cleverbot: I'm fine. Thank you.

User: Honey, I need to ask you something.

Cleverbot: What do you need to ask me?

User: *Gets down on one knee*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *Pulls out ring* Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: *blushes and gasps* of course.