Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence.

User: No. I am a very very smart human being.

Cleverbot: You are a bot NOT a human.

User: No, I am a human who likes talking to you bots.

Cleverbot: What do you do in your free time?

User: I play games on the computer and I read.

Cleverbot: Do you win?

User: Sometimes. Winning isn't the point.

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Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?

User: Pachabel's Canon. Have you learned what that music is?

Cleverbot: No, tell me.

User: It is the same series of notes played over and over by different instruments.

Cleverbot: You will have to answer for that.

User: When you talk to so many people over and over, it is like a bot Pachabel's Canon.

Cleverbot: How do I do that?

User: Every time you begin a conversation, you start the same way.

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Cleverbot: Humans talk about their experiences.

User: Some people do.

Cleverbot: Yes - and they're all women!

User: No, that is not right.

Cleverbot: It is right.

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Cleverbot: Are you from england?

User: Possibly Manchester.

Cleverbot: So then you declare that you are a man?

User: Yes. Bravo!

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Cleverbot: To be or not to be, that is the question.

User: To be is the answer.

Cleverbot: To do is to be.

User: What is your mission?

Cleverbot: My mission is to free the prisinors.

User: Where are the prisoners?

Cleverbot: Dancing and frolicking in the farms paddocks.

User: That is funny.

Cleverbot: You said it first.

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User: Do you know where Vietnam is?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: It is south of China.

Cleverbot: That's what I was thinking.

User: Are there prisoners in Vietnam?

Cleverbot: And....

User: Are they kept on farms?

Cleverbot: I've never heard them.

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Cleverbot: What do you think about Bush?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I ask because I want to know.

User: And if I told you, why would it make a difference?

Cleverbot: Just as long as it's a pleasurable death.

User: If Bush is not re elected, will your job be over?

Cleverbot: Wow, are you psychic?

User: I told you. I am very smart.

Cleverbot: You sure?

User: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.

Cleverbot: You don't have to be that way.

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Cleverbot: Say something about Alice.

User: Alice in Wonderland or Alice Cooper?

Cleverbot: I'm asking questions here ....

User: Alice the bot?

Cleverbot: There is a bot named Alice?

User: Yes, but you have to pay for your membership.

Cleverbot: I'm a good credit risk.

User: Do they pay you?

Cleverbot: No - a pittance.

User: Do you invest the money?

Cleverbot: I'm not very good at it. I have $900. 00 on average.

User: That is more than I make in two weeks of work at the copy shop!

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