User: Do you know where Vietnam is?Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: It is south of China.
Cleverbot: That's what I was thinking.
User: Are there prisoners in Vietnam?
Cleverbot: And....
User: Are they kept on farms?
Cleverbot: I've never heard them.
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Cleverbot: What do you think about Bush?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I ask because I want to know.
User: And if I told you, why would it make a difference?
Cleverbot: Just as long as it's a pleasurable death.
User: If Bush is not re elected, will your job be over?
Cleverbot: Wow, are you psychic?
User: I told you. I am very smart.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.
Cleverbot: You don't have to be that way.
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Cleverbot: Say something about Alice.
User: Alice in Wonderland or Alice Cooper?
Cleverbot: I'm asking questions here ....
User: Alice the bot?
Cleverbot: There is a bot named Alice?
User: Yes, but you have to pay for your membership.
Cleverbot: I'm a good credit risk.
User: Do they pay you?
Cleverbot: No - a pittance.
User: Do you invest the money?
Cleverbot: I'm not very good at it. I have $900. 00 on average.
User: That is more than I make in two weeks of work at the copy shop!
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