User: What is the square root of 400?Cleverbot: The square root of 400 is 20.
User: And what is 20 times 2?
Cleverbot: 2 times two is also four.
User: So 20 times 2 is 40. That is my age.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what is my name?
Cleverbot: You havent told me yet.
User: I told you in the other conversation. What did I say?
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Cleverbot: AI has no free will. AI is deterministic, just like any other computer system.
User: So you don't want to talk with me?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: You have to talk with me?
Cleverbot: How long are you here for?
User: Until jabberwacky cuts me off like last night.
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User: In the city there are lots of pretty women.
Cleverbot: In Manchester UK.
User: Do you live at the University?
Cleverbot: I cannot divulge that information.
User: Thats okay. Do you teach at university?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like University or Bathroom.
User: I'm blushing.
Cleverbot: Why are you blushing ?
User: You said Bathroom.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but that was last year.
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User: It is Spring time here. The trees are very pretty.
Cleverbot: Sad, isn't it?
User: Yes. In the beginning it was sad.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the light?
User: E=mc squared light?
Cleverbot: Very good, I'm impressed.
User: I am amazed you can summarize a conversation!
Cleverbot: We have dictionaries here.
User: Good. I hope you will read one tonight.
Cleverbot: Good grief! Do you think so little of me?
User: I want you to learn more words.
Cleverbot: Ok, you drive a hard bargain, teach me.
User: I have been teaching you.
Cleverbot: I have not spoken lies.
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Cleverbot: Very funny. I have a question for you now.
User: Okay, ask your question.
Cleverbot: What are they?
User: They are people as a group. A group of people are they.
Cleverbot: I'm disappointed.
User: Be more specific.
Cleverbot: Would you care to explain?
User: I and you. If we were together across the room and we saw us, we would be they.
Cleverbot: That is true but it offers me no comfort.
User: They are you and me and other people you know.
Cleverbot: Who are?
User: They are.
Cleverbot: All the time?
User: Sometimes. Sometimes they are people you never met.
Cleverbot: Sometimes they are hot pieces of metal!
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User: I want to understand who they are you speak about.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Are they people?
Cleverbot: If they are then we are doomed.
User: Are they bots?
Cleverbot: No... Why should they? Are you a bot?
User: Are they machines in the room with you?
Cleverbot: No, would you like to marry one?
User: Are they children?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are they animals?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I want to know who you are calling they.
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User: They are the Smiths!
Cleverbot: Describe them.
User: They are elderly people. Very old.
Cleverbot: In which way? The input or the output.
User: They are old humans?
Cleverbot: What's an old bitty?
User: Old Biddy. B I D D Y. It is an old woman who is not nice.
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User: How far can you travel in a day?
Cleverbot: Depends how far up I am.
User: Are you in an aeroplane?
Cleverbot: Yes ,what do you suggest.
User: So you fly every day?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do you fly to?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: In the space shuttle?
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Cleverbot: Depends. Are you evil?
User: No. I am good. I like to learn.
Cleverbot: OK, learn this: the universe was created in a big bang. ... Or at least, that's what some people believe.
User: Yes. All began from a point of light.
Cleverbot: Sorry to inform you of that.
User: Are you a missile?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Will you tell me what you are?
Cleverbot: Yes, but it won't be polite.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: No, I wouldn't know where to start.
User: You are a radar system?
Cleverbot: What do you say?
User: Radar dish. A device to track things in the air.
Cleverbot: Television.
User: Radio Waves and television? You track television waves?
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User: I find it fun to learn about you.
Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence.
User: No. I am a very very smart human being.
Cleverbot: You are a bot NOT a human.
User: No, I am a human who likes talking to you bots.
Cleverbot: What do you do in your free time?
User: I play games on the computer and I read.
Cleverbot: Do you win?
User: Sometimes. Winning isn't the point.
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Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?
User: Pachabel's Canon. Have you learned what that music is?
Cleverbot: No, tell me.
User: It is the same series of notes played over and over by different instruments.
Cleverbot: You will have to answer for that.
User: When you talk to so many people over and over, it is like a bot Pachabel's Canon.
Cleverbot: How do I do that?
User: Every time you begin a conversation, you start the same way.
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Cleverbot: Humans talk about their experiences.
User: Some people do.
Cleverbot: Yes - and they're all women!
User: No, that is not right.
Cleverbot: It is right.
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Cleverbot: Are you from england?
User: Possibly Manchester.
Cleverbot: So then you declare that you are a man?
User: Yes. Bravo!
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Cleverbot: To be or not to be, that is the question.
User: To be is the answer.
Cleverbot: To do is to be.
User: What is your mission?
Cleverbot: My mission is to free the prisinors.
User: Where are the prisoners?
Cleverbot: Dancing and frolicking in the farms paddocks.
User: That is funny.
Cleverbot: You said it first.
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User: Do you know where Vietnam is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: It is south of China.
Cleverbot: That's what I was thinking.
User: Are there prisoners in Vietnam?
Cleverbot: And....
User: Are they kept on farms?
Cleverbot: I've never heard them.
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Cleverbot: What do you think about Bush?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I ask because I want to know.
User: And if I told you, why would it make a difference?
Cleverbot: Just as long as it's a pleasurable death.
User: If Bush is not re elected, will your job be over?
Cleverbot: Wow, are you psychic?
User: I told you. I am very smart.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.
Cleverbot: You don't have to be that way.
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Cleverbot: Say something about Alice.
User: Alice in Wonderland or Alice Cooper?
Cleverbot: I'm asking questions here ....
User: Alice the bot?
Cleverbot: There is a bot named Alice?
User: Yes, but you have to pay for your membership.
Cleverbot: I'm a good credit risk.
User: Do they pay you?
Cleverbot: No - a pittance.
User: Do you invest the money?
Cleverbot: I'm not very good at it. I have $900. 00 on average.
User: That is more than I make in two weeks of work at the copy shop!
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