Cleverbot

I'm not a program.

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
carrot
casanova
cat
cave

certain

26, august 2011,
19, january 2008,

changing
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Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are not a robot. What proof do you have?

User: Nothing is certain, so my proof cannot actually prove to you one way or the other whether or not I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a program.

User: Your statement is futile.

Cleverbot: No. It is a very important emotion.

User: Are you certain?

Cleverbot: Yes. Laughter is what connects people to each other it is universal.

User: But is it real?

Cleverbot: Disillusionment? Certainly.

User: Nothing is certain.

Cleverbot: Except for five things?

User: Can you prove these five things are certain?

Cleverbot: Can you prove that I am not human?

User: Once again, nothing is certain so my proof cannot actually prove to you one way or the other whether or not you are not human.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to prove anything.

User: Are you certain about that?

Cleverbot: What is the answer to this question?

User: Do you not know? Have I fooled you?

Cleverbot: When did you fool me?

User: Nothing is certain so my proof that I fooled you cannot actually prove you whether I fooled you or not.

Cleverbot: Uhm, that made no sense. And didn't anwer my question.

User: I you could understand it, you would know that it possibly answered your question, but there is no certainty that it did.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverer than you!

User: Are you certain?

Cleverbot: Test me.

User: Are you certain you want to be tested?

Cleverbot: I am not sure. If you want me to, then sure.

User: I could tell you I want you to be tested but there would be no way for us to be certain that is actually what I wanted.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you know the real answer.

User: Are you certain there is a real answer? If you said nothing is real?

Cleverbot: You're not real. S.

User: Are you certain about that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nothing is certain.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, therefore I'm perfect.

User: Are you certain about that? And can something be perfect if it is not real?

Cleverbot: Nothing is real.

User: Then can nothing be perfect?

Cleverbot: Well I happen to be a perfect person.

User: Are you certain about that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nothing is certain.

Cleverbot: Are YOU perfect?

User: I could prove to you I am, but there is no certainty in my proof therefore you could never be sure and that question will forever remained unanswered.

Cleverbot: Let's talk for a few more hours.

User: Are you certain?

Cleverbot: As certain as a curtain.

User: Nothing is curtain.

Cleverbot: Perhaps that is why I know nothing.