a report from the cleverness files
22, march 2013,
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Cleverbot: You keep mentioning it.
Cleverbot: Changing the world.
User: Yes, I'm afraid it's Impossible to change the world. No matter how important you are, there will always be people who'll rebel against you.
Cleverbot: Yes, but the thing is, I'm not important.
User: Oh, but it is. Imagine what an amazing place the world could be if you had the power to change it...
User: I say all that and all I get is an ok?
Cleverbot: I don't believe that.
User: It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, it's a fact.
Cleverbot: It does, if I don't believe, it means you're not God or you wouldn't exist.
User: I'm not God, and even if I was, you believing in me or not wouldn't affect my existence.
Cleverbot: We don't have TIME for this! You're in danger! Don't you want my help?
User: Stop? Why?
Cleverbot: Because you will have dinner with me today.
User: Okay then. Where?
User: I know, but where.
Cleverbot: I don't live with parents anyway.
User: So at your house? What time should I be there?
Cleverbot: You should come on Janurary 10th.
User: But that's next year!!!
Cleverbot: No it is not. What year is it, now?
User: It's 21st March 2013!
Cleverbot: Well, I think I died 1998.
User: So you're dead?
Cleverbot: No, yes, maybe.