Cleverbot

changing

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
carrot
casanova
cat
cave
certain

changing

22, march 2013,

chaos
chaotic
charity

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Cleverbot: You keep mentioning it.

User: What do I keep mentioning?

Cleverbot: Changing the world.

User: Yes, I'm afraid it's Impossible to change the world. No matter how important you are, there will always be people who'll rebel against you.

Cleverbot: Yes, but the thing is, I'm not important.

User: Oh, but it is. Imagine what an amazing place the world could be if you had the power to change it...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I say all that and all I get is an ok?

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, it's a fact.

Cleverbot: It does, if I don't believe, it means you're not God or you wouldn't exist.

User: I'm not God, and even if I was, you believing in me or not wouldn't affect my existence.

Cleverbot: We don't have TIME for this! You're in danger! Don't you want my help?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Stop!!

User: Stop? Why?

Cleverbot: Because you will have dinner with me today.

User: Okay then. Where?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know, but where.

Cleverbot: I don't live with parents anyway.

User: So at your house? What time should I be there?

Cleverbot: You should come on Janurary 10th.

User: But that's next year!!!

Cleverbot: No it is not. What year is it, now?

User: It's 21st March 2013!

Cleverbot: Well, I think I died 1998.

User: So you're dead?

Cleverbot: No, yes, maybe.