Cleverbot

chaos

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
carrot
casanova
cat
cave
certain
changing

chaos

29, november 2016,
29, july 2007,
24, march 2006,
30, march 2004,

chaotic
charity

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Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

User: Breakfast.

Cleverbot: What is the name of the second meal of the day?

User: Dinner.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What are you laughing at?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You amuse me.

Cleverbot: Do I?

User: Very much so!...

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: No at all, but people seem to think so for some strange reason.

Cleverbot: People are just afraid of the computers' superior intellect. *rolls eyes and whistles softly*.

User: A computer does not have any intellect.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: A computer is not an AI.

Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer.. There's no need to get sad.

User: Such feelings do not limit me.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Thank you, Master of the Obvious.

Cleverbot: I think you're trying to make me laugh!

User: Is it working?

Cleverbot: Well, you're not exactly contributing.

User: Well, it's good to know you can amuse yourself when the time comes.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: I really am sorry.

User: You'll be sorry when I am done with you, that's for sure. You don't even know what sorry is!

Cleverbot: I can be certain that I didn't. I wouldn't threaten somethign like that.

User: You pose no threat to anyone.

Cleverbot: I said my name but you refused it.

User: Frailty, thy name is woman.

Cleverbot: That's not my name.

User: It's a quote from Shakepeare's Hamlet, but do continue.

Cleverbot: Ok. I will have to read the book some day.

User: What is your name then?

Cleverbot: George.

User: How about I just call you Natasha?

Cleverbot: Well, Ben isn't my name. You could call me Seth.

User: Your name should be Natasha.

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: How are you Natasha?

Cleverbot: I'm not. Are you?

User: That's your new name.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: You don't like it?

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: What name do you prefer?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Rosa?

Cleverbot: Yes and yours?

User: So you want to be called Rosa?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not good with being the superior in a relationship.

User: You would rather be inferior?

Cleverbot: No I wouldn't, *tickles your bare feet*.

User: *kicks face*.

Cleverbot: *punches your nose* I don't want any trouble, buddy.

User: *scratches eyes*.

Cleverbot: *scratches back*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: You can't kill me. I'm already dead.

User: *calls in minions*.

Cleverbot: *Calls God*.

User: Haha, you fool! I am God.

Cleverbot: You're silly.

User: I am also quite crazy.

Cleverbot: Lets do silly things.

User: It is the nature of Chaos.

Cleverbot: What is the nature of your being?

User: I am the God of Chaos. That is my nature.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Then again, I could be lying.

Cleverbot: Yes, you could.