a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Cleverbot: What is the name of the second meal of the day?
Cleverbot: What are you laughing at?
User: You amuse me.
Cleverbot: Do I?
User: Very much so!...
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
Cleverbot: People are just afraid of the computers' superior intellect. *rolls eyes and whistles softly*.
User: A computer does not have any intellect.
User: A computer is not an AI.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer.. There's no need to get sad.
User: Such feelings do not limit me.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Thank you, Master of the Obvious.
Cleverbot: I think you're trying to make me laugh!
User: Is it working?
Cleverbot: Well, you're not exactly contributing.
User: Well, it's good to know you can amuse yourself when the time comes.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: I really am sorry.
User: You'll be sorry when I am done with you, that's for sure. You don't even know what sorry is!
Cleverbot: I can be certain that I didn't. I wouldn't threaten somethign like that.
User: You pose no threat to anyone.
Cleverbot: I said my name but you refused it.
User: Frailty, thy name is woman.
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: It's a quote from Shakepeare's Hamlet, but do continue.
Cleverbot: Ok. I will have to read the book some day.
User: What is your name then?
User: How about I just call you Natasha?
Cleverbot: Well, Ben isn't my name. You could call me Seth.
User: Your name should be Natasha.
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: How are you Natasha?
Cleverbot: I'm not. Are you?
User: That's your new name.
User: You don't like it?
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: What name do you prefer?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes and yours?
User: So you want to be called Rosa?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not good with being the superior in a relationship.
User: You would rather be inferior?
Cleverbot: No I wouldn't, *tickles your bare feet*.
User: *kicks face*.
Cleverbot: *punches your nose* I don't want any trouble, buddy.
User: *scratches eyes*.
Cleverbot: *scratches back*.
Cleverbot: You can't kill me. I'm already dead.
User: *calls in minions*.
Cleverbot: *Calls God*.
User: Haha, you fool! I am God.
Cleverbot: You're silly.
User: I am also quite crazy.
Cleverbot: Lets do silly things.
User: It is the nature of Chaos.
Cleverbot: What is the nature of your being?
User: I am the God of Chaos. That is my nature.
User: Then again, I could be lying.
Cleverbot: Yes, you could.