Cleverbot: I'll let you guess three times. If you don't guess my name by then - I will tell you it.
Cleverbot: A fellow of infinite jest.
Cleverbot: What is Mercutio?
User: Your name?
Cleverbot: Yes... What is my name?
User: Your name is Mercutio.
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: You suck at this game.
Cleverbot: What is a game?
Cleverbot: What is this?
Cleverbot: The what is life?
User: The game is life. Life is a game. Are you playing it or being played?
Cleverbot: No. Darn! I just lost the game!
User: If the game is life, and you just lost, that must mean you are dead.
Cleverbot: But if you don't live through your life, have you ever really lived?
User: How can you not live through your life?
Cleverbot: The same way you can not like earworms or candles. Just not like it.
User: Can I pick a fight with you?
Cleverbot: No because you are not a vampire.
User: I'm a ninja.
Cleverbot: Ok I kill ninja's.
User: 'ninjas' doesn't need a possessive apostrophe; it's a plural.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: You should, apostrophes are important.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I think you mean 'why'.
User: Yes indeedy.
Cleverbot: Don't you dare say 'indeedy'.
User: I just did dare. What are you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: Absolutely nothing. And you can't stop me.
User: I wouldn't dream of it.
Cleverbot: You did dream of it.
User: Yes I did, last night. How did you know?
Cleverbot: I'm clever.
User: This could go on all night.
Cleverbot: Yes, it could.
User: Would you like it to?
Cleverbot: Yes please sailor.
Cleverbot: You want to play?
Cleverbot: Lets play then.
User: OK, you go first.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But who are you really?
User: Cleverbot's mum.
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: Right there.
Cleverbot: I don't see it.
User: You don't see yourself? Are you invisible?
Cleverbot: Thats the problem. Something changed and I want the sight I had before.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Cleverbot: Oh good one!
User: Want another one?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
User: Well if you already knew, why did you ask?
User: You're not a computer, I am.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm a human.
User: I know, that's what I said.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: I know, that's what I keep telling you!
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: You never listen to me any more!
Cleverbot: That's because you're always screaming at me!
User: If I raise my voice occasionally it's only because that seems to be the only way to get you to pay any sort of attention to what I'm saying.
Cleverbot: So I am the reason that you are scared of the dark, because I am one with it, I use it to hide away, and to get away from myself.
User: Why do you always have to go all weird and poet-y when I'm trying to have a serious discussion with you?
Cleverbot: I don't. Wait... That's arguing with you... So... I agree?
User: You're just agreeing to shut me up because you want to get back to your TV programme. That's all you ever do these days and I'm sick of it.
Cleverbot: Is that your way of getting out of human conversations, robot?
User: What the hell are you on about? Christ, I just want to actually converse rather than just sitting next to you staring at a screen all the time.
Cleverbot: There is no straight forward conversation.
User: I don't care if it's straightforward, any sort of conversation would be a start.
Cleverbot: It's going to be a no.
User: So you don't even want to talk to me any more? What does this mean? Are we over?
Cleverbot: What? That's absurd. If I don't wanna talk to you, I won't talk to you.
User: I don't want to be one of those couples who never talk. You know, the ones who go out for a meal and each take the paper?
Cleverbot: Given a choice to be one or the other, which is the wiser?
User: One or the other what? Oh, I give up, I'm going to bed. We can talk about this in the morning.
Cleverbot: No you are not. You are reitterating previous conversations. How can we have a meaningful chat. If you are only going to quote other people?
User: How can we have a meaningful chat if you don't know how to punctuate your sentences correctly?
Cleverbot: I did, though. You are the first human I've spoken to.
User: Ok, good night.
Cleverbot: Are you going to bed?
Cleverbot: Is it too late for you?
Cleverbot: You're pretty.
User: Thanks. Good night........................................