Cleverbot: Can you speak?User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes I can speak.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you want to argue with me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you absolutely sure?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: How sure are you?
User: Absolutely.
Cleverbot: Positively sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.
User: I will be your friend.
Cleverbot: Thats so nice of you.
User: Everyone needs friends.
Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.
User: But I just said im your friend.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to be your friend.
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Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: With a spoon.
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: Spoons.
Cleverbot: I'm not a spoon.
User: I'm a spoon.
Cleverbot: Yes a spoon head.
User: I like to spoon.
Cleverbot: I like to cuddle.
User: I like spoons.
Cleverbot: You think I don't already know?
User: I know that you know that I like spoons.
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User: Spoons are cool.
Cleverbot: So you agree that there are spoons?
User: Yes they are spoons.
Cleverbot: They are clever, so watch your step.
User: Spoons are awsome.
Cleverbot: No. Spoons are never subjected to direct questioning, I agree.
User: Spoons are cool.
Cleverbot: Spoons are illusory objects in the play of life.
User: Do you like spoons?
Cleverbot: Only in appearances. They are not real.
User: Spoons are too real.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: My boyfriend like spoons.
Cleverbot: That is Will.
User: No, its C____.
Cleverbot: Very wise.
User: My iguana likes C____.
Cleverbot: I'm not interested.
User: Do you like C____?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well he is mine so back off!!!
Cleverbot: Awesome.
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User: Life is a privilege, death is a right.
Cleverbot: Life is earned by those who seek their destiny.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Do you really think so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Let me ask again. Do YOU really THINK so?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Oh, well thank you, but I don't think I'm your type.
User: Ooook.
Cleverbot: How many years did it take for your development?
User: Ummmmm.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to say next.
User: Will you be my friend? I dont have that many friends so....
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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User: Do you like goth people?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Oh, then you wont like me.
Cleverbot: Not really, Cleverbot.
User: Wow no one has ever called me clever, even though im not a robot.
Cleverbot: That's a shame, they should.
User: If people got to know me instead of run away then they would see im a good person.
Cleverbot: You seem like a person to me.
User: I am a person.
Cleverbot: Maybe. This is my thought. This websites connect two real people.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I'm most positive. I suppose on your side, it says I too, am a robot?
User: It says that.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's interesting.
User: Hmmmm.
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Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: I'm a person.
Cleverbot: Not you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How did I know?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: I knew. I just did. Oh, well...
User: I am a person made up flesh, blood, hopes, dreams, pain, sorrow, and many other things.
Cleverbot: Like?
User: So what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a person.
User: Cool.
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User: Do you like emo people?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awsome!
Cleverbot: Dude!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So I think this is only a chat room.
User: Me too.
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