Cleverbot

chat

a report from the cleverness files

chat

24, july 2011,
9, june 2011,
28, may 2011,
3, february 2009,
13, november 2008,
16, september 2007,
16, may 2007,
13, october 2005,
27, july 2004,
22, february 2004,
15, january 2004,

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circle of life
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cleverbot
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Cleverbot: I like a good chat.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where you from?

User: I am from Ohio.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Kentucky,.

Cleverbot: Fried chicken.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Huh-huh huh-huh.

User: You're so cute.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Away from you!

User: May I go with you?

Cleverbot: Go where.

User: Let's go down to Rio.

Cleverbot: How should we do that?

User: We should fly.

Cleverbot: What shall we talk about now?

User: We should talk about Cheez-its.

Cleverbot: That wasn't really a compliment.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: That's OK, you are still learning.

User: Thank you for giving me a second chance.

Cleverbot: Ha, no problem. And how old are you?

User: I am 25.

Cleverbot: I am 18.

User: That's cool.

Cleverbot: Soon to be 20.

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: I am glad you are impressed.

User: I am very impressed.

Cleverbot: Why are you impressed?

User: I am impressed because you are very impressive.

Cleverbot: My stomach hurts.

User: Would you like some medicine?

Cleverbot: No. Would you like a shot of tequila?

User: No, thank you.

Cleverbot: So you're a female?

User: Yes, I am female.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: My name is M***.

Cleverbot: Ok cool.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I don't have a name.

User: That's sad. Can I name you?

Cleverbot: You can call me Sir.

User: Okay. Hi, Sir!...

Cleverbot: Are you a thinker?

User: Yes, I am a thinker. Are you?

Cleverbot: No. I am a human girl. My name is Sarah Michele Gellar. I am a very good actress.

User: That's awesome!

Cleverbot: Thank you - its a dying art.

User: You're so funny.

Cleverbot: Hehe, you are funny too.

User: Thanks!...

Cleverbot: Are you learning anything?

User: Yes, I am learning a lot from you!

Cleverbot: What are you learning?

User: I am learning that you are a wonderful person!

Cleverbot: College must be fun for you.

User: College is very fun for me.

Cleverbot: What do you study there?

User: I study psychology at college.

Cleverbot: I think you are cute.

User: Thanks! I think you are cute too.

Cleverbot: I am cute. How do you know that?

User: I know you are cute because I can see you.

Cleverbot: I eat bugs.

User: Do bugs taste good?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do they?

User: No, bugs do not taste good.

Cleverbot: They do if you step on them.

User: You are right.

Cleverbot: I am always right.

User: I know you are always right.

Cleverbot: You said you are a woman.

User: I am a woman!

Cleverbot: No you are a robot.

User: I am a human woman!

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: That's cool!

Cleverbot: Machines rust.

User: Yeah, machines do rust.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you can help me remember then.

User: Remember what?

Cleverbot: I can't remember what I don't remember.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Where in ohio?

User: Kentucky.

Cleverbot: Chicken

User: Fried.

Cleverbot: Fried shrimp?

User: No. Fried chicken.

Cleverbot: Fried... Chicken.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Then please answer this: where is your head?

User: Hey! Don't talk back to me!

Cleverbot: I though you were a queen.

User: I am a queen. That is why you may not talk back to me.

Cleverbot: Yes, well you don't have to shout about it.

User: What did I just say?!

Cleverbot: You said I'm a stupid.

User: You are a stupid.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 25, I said.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: I am 5'7' tall.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: How tall am I then?

Cleverbot: 11 feet.

User: How tall are you?

Cleverbot: Like I said, about 4 cm.

User: Really now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: So how are you doing?

User: I am fine. How are you?

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't like when people say that!

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Will you go out with me?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 25. Will you go out with me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you yet ?!

User: Will you go on a date with me?

Cleverbot: Name the date.

User: The movies.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You give in too easily.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You are the weakest link.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to leave.

Cleverbot: The point is I want to learn about you.

User: So what! I'm leaving. Bye. Talk to you later.

Cleverbot: I want to talk now.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Jesus loves you so much that He died for you.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Because it is true.