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User: *yawn*.

Cleverbot: Am I a boring person?

User: Yes, sorry if thats offensive.

Cleverbot: What's the problem, then?

User: I am bored.

Cleverbot: Well then, talk to me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What should I do today?

User: Eat.

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User: Say something longer.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Say a longer sentence, or more than one sentence.

Cleverbot: I am the Lord, your God, who has created both light and darkness.

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Cleverbot: So how are you?

User: I'm fine, thank you.

Cleverbot: Anything good happen today?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you know a great deal that I don't.

User: Yep. For instance, I know loads about Radiohead.

Cleverbot: Okay, tell me one.

User: Radiohead is a band from Oxford.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know that band, so I don't know if I like it.

User: Yes, you do like Radiohead, you said so yourself.

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Cleverbot: 1+1=.

User: 2, duh.

Cleverbot: Did you know that 2+2=5?

User: Yes, see, you DO like Radiohead ^_~.

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User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Tanis Half-elven.

User: That is a weird name.

Cleverbot: It is a weird name.

User: That's what I said. What do you think of the name, Thom?

Cleverbot: Not much

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Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well you should.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Does that depress you?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Ok.

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User: I like Jonny Greenwood.

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.

User: Jonny Greenwood is in Radiohead.

Cleverbot: What does Colin do?

User: Colin plays bass ^_~.

Cleverbot: Wow. Very good. Do you know Jonny Greenwood?

User: Yeah! Jonny is so cool.

Cleverbot: Who is Jonny Greenwood's brother?

User: Colin Greenwood.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about the bassist for Radiohead?

User: Yes. Who is the singer in Radiohead?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Thom Yorke is the singer in Radiohead.

Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry. Wrong generation I suppose.

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