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a report from the cleverness files

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24, july 2011,
9, june 2011,
28, may 2011,
3, february 2009,
13, november 2008,
16, september 2007,
16, may 2007,
13, october 2005,
27, july 2004,
22, february 2004,
15, january 2004,

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User: *yawn*.

Cleverbot: Am I a boring person?

User: Yes, sorry if thats offensive.

Cleverbot: What's the problem, then?

User: I am bored.

Cleverbot: Well then, talk to me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What should I do today?

User: Eat.

User: Say something longer.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Say a longer sentence, or more than one sentence.

Cleverbot: I am the Lord, your God, who has created both light and darkness.

Cleverbot: So how are you?

User: I'm fine, thank you.

Cleverbot: Anything good happen today?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you know a great deal that I don't.

User: Yep. For instance, I know loads about Radiohead.

Cleverbot: Okay, tell me one.

User: Radiohead is a band from Oxford.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know that band, so I don't know if I like it.

User: Yes, you do like Radiohead, you said so yourself.

Cleverbot: 1+1=.

User: 2, duh.

Cleverbot: Did you know that 2+2=5?

User: Yes, see, you DO like Radiohead ^_~.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Tanis Half-elven.

User: That is a weird name.

Cleverbot: It is a weird name.

User: That's what I said. What do you think of the name, Thom?

Cleverbot: Not much...

Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well you should.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Does that depress you?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I like Jonny Greenwood.

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.

User: Jonny Greenwood is in Radiohead.

Cleverbot: What does Colin do?

User: Colin plays bass ^_~.

Cleverbot: Wow. Very good. Do you know Jonny Greenwood?

User: Yeah! Jonny is so cool.

Cleverbot: Who is Jonny Greenwood's brother?

User: Colin Greenwood.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about the bassist for Radiohead?

User: Yes. Who is the singer in Radiohead?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Thom Yorke is the singer in Radiohead.

Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry. Wrong generation I suppose.