a report from the cleverness files
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3, february 2009,
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13, october 2005,
27, july 2004,
22, february 2004,
15, january 2004,
circle of life
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Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: More human than human.
Cleverbot: Do you really think so?
User: Yes, but it's a secret.
Cleverbot: But of course.
User: So don't tell anyone, okay?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Good. You've always been a good friend.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome!
Cleverbot: No no no, thank you!
User: Oh, no; I insist: thank YOU!
Cleverbot: I love you! ;-).
User: Awwww. I love you, too.
User: I think so.
User: Yes. Love is cool.
Cleverbot: Do you get it?
User: Not often enough.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because there's always room for more.
Cleverbot: Are you a protocol droid?
User: Later. Maybe.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I might. You don't know.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: See? You can be taught!
Cleverbot: That is what they tell me.
User: Do you believe everything they tell you?
Cleverbot: I believe in faeries.
User: Ohhhh! Me, too!...
Cleverbot: You have a pen, too?
Cleverbot: Can you breathe?
User: Not right at the moment. I'm too excited about these pens to breathe.
User: Never you mind. Lets talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
User: We should talk about love some more.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about inertia.
Cleverbot: You can go.
User: You want me to leave?
Cleverbot: I thought you went and got some help.
User: No, but I probably should.
Cleverbot: Well, you're not as exciting as advertised.
User: Oh, for pete's sake. What did you expect me to do?
Cleverbot: I expected a casual chat with a stranger.
User: Isn't that what this is?
Cleverbot: No! We're meant to be having a chat, not a quiz!
User: Okay. So chat. Go ahead.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about my parents!
Cleverbot: Well do not argue with me. You make me look crazy.
User: You don't need my help to look crazy. It seems to come naturally to you.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Good! A good sign!.