User: More human than human.

Cleverbot: Do you really think so?

User: Yes, but it's a secret.

Cleverbot: But of course.

User: So don't tell anyone, okay?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Good. You've always been a good friend.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome!

Cleverbot: No no no, thank you!

User: Oh, no; I insist: thank YOU!

Cleverbot: I love you! ;-).

User: Awwww. I love you, too.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Yes. Love is cool.

Cleverbot: Do you get it?

User: Not often enough.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because there's always room for more.

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Cleverbot: Are you a protocol droid?

User: No. Not at the moment, anyway.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Later. Maybe.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I might. You don't know.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: See? You can be taught!

Cleverbot: That is what they tell me.

User: Do you believe everything they tell you?

Cleverbot: I believe in faeries.

User: Ohhhh! Me, too!

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Cleverbot: You have a pen, too?

User: I have several pens. I have both black and red pens. Do you need a pen?

Cleverbot: Can you breathe?

User: Not right at the moment. I'm too excited about these pens to breathe.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Never you mind. Lets talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?

User: We should talk about love some more.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about inertia.

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Cleverbot: You can go.

User: You want me to leave?

Cleverbot: I thought you went and got some help.

User: No, but I probably should.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not as exciting as advertised.

User: Oh, for pete's sake. What did you expect me to do?

Cleverbot: I expected a casual chat with a stranger.

User: Isn't that what this is?

Cleverbot: No! We're meant to be having a chat, not a quiz!

User: Okay. So chat. Go ahead.

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Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about my parents!

User: Good. I don't want to hear about your parents.

Cleverbot: Well do not argue with me. You make me look crazy.

User: You don't need my help to look crazy. It seems to come naturally to you.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Good! A good sign!

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