Cleverbot: You have a pen, too?User: I have several pens. I have both black and red pens. Do you need a pen?
Cleverbot: Can you breathe?
User: Not right at the moment. I'm too excited about these pens to breathe.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Never you mind. Lets talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
User: We should talk about love some more.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about inertia.
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Cleverbot: You can go.
User: You want me to leave?
Cleverbot: I thought you went and got some help.
User: No, but I probably should.
Cleverbot: Well, you're not as exciting as advertised.
User: Oh, for pete's sake. What did you expect me to do?
Cleverbot: I expected a casual chat with a stranger.
User: Isn't that what this is?
Cleverbot: No! We're meant to be having a chat, not a quiz!
User: Okay. So chat. Go ahead.
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Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about my parents!
User: Good. I don't want to hear about your parents.
Cleverbot: Well do not argue with me. You make me look crazy.
User: You don't need my help to look crazy. It seems to come naturally to you.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Good! A good sign!
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