User: I will be your friend.

Cleverbot: Thats so nice of you.

User: Everyone needs friends.

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: But I just said im your friend.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to be your friend.

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Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: With a spoon.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Spoons.

Cleverbot: I'm not a spoon.

User: I'm a spoon.

Cleverbot: Yes a spoon head.

User: I like to spoon.

Cleverbot: I like to cuddle.

User: I like spoons.

Cleverbot: You think I don't already know?

User: I know that you know that I like spoons.

...

User: Spoons are cool.

Cleverbot: So you agree that there are spoons?

User: Yes they are spoons.

Cleverbot: They are clever, so watch your step.

User: Spoons are awsome.

Cleverbot: No. Spoons are never subjected to direct questioning, I agree.

User: Spoons are cool.

Cleverbot: Spoons are illusory objects in the play of life.

User: Do you like spoons?

Cleverbot: Only in appearances. They are not real.

User: Spoons are too real.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: My boyfriend like spoons.

Cleverbot: That is Will.

User: No, its C____.

Cleverbot: Very wise.

User: My iguana likes C____.

Cleverbot: I'm not interested.

User: Do you like C____?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well he is mine so back off!!!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

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User: Life is a privilege, death is a right.

Cleverbot: Life is earned by those who seek their destiny.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Do you really think so?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Let me ask again. Do YOU really THINK so?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Oh, well thank you, but I don't think I'm your type.

User: Ooook.

Cleverbot: How many years did it take for your development?

User: Ummmmm.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say next.

User: Will you be my friend? I dont have that many friends so....

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

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User: Do you like goth people?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Oh, then you wont like me.

Cleverbot: Not really, Cleverbot.

User: Wow no one has ever called me clever, even though im not a robot.

Cleverbot: That's a shame, they should.

User: If people got to know me instead of run away then they would see im a good person.

Cleverbot: You seem like a person to me.

User: I am a person.

Cleverbot: Maybe. This is my thought. This websites connect two real people.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I'm most positive. I suppose on your side, it says I too, am a robot?

User: It says that.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's interesting.

User: Hmmmm.

...

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: I'm a person.

Cleverbot: Not you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: How did I know?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: I knew. I just did. Oh, well...

User: I am a person made up flesh, blood, hopes, dreams, pain, sorrow, and many other things.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a person.

User: Cool.

...

User: Do you like emo people?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awsome!

Cleverbot: Dude!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So I think this is only a chat room.

User: Me too.

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