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Cleverbot: There is no straight forward conversation.

User: I don't care if it's straightforward, any sort of conversation would be a start.

Cleverbot: It's going to be a no.

User: So you don't even want to talk to me any more? What does this mean? Are we over?

Cleverbot: What? That's absurd. If I don't wanna talk to you, I won't talk to you.

User: I don't want to be one of those couples who never talk. You know, the ones who go out for a meal and each take the paper?

Cleverbot: Given a choice to be one or the other, which is the wiser?

User: One or the other what? Oh, I give up, I'm going to bed. We can talk about this in the morning.

Cleverbot: No you are not. You are reitterating previous conversations. How can we have a meaningful chat. If you are only going to quote other people?

User: How can we have a meaningful chat if you don't know how to punctuate your sentences correctly?

Cleverbot: I did, though. You are the first human I've spoken to.

User: Ok, good night.

Cleverbot: Are you going to bed?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is it too late for you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're pretty.

User: Thanks. Good night.

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