a report from the cleverness files
24, july 2011,
9, june 2011,
28, may 2011,
3, february 2009,
13, november 2008,
16, september 2007,
16, may 2007,
13, october 2005,
27, july 2004,
22, february 2004,
15, january 2004,
circle of life
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Cleverbot: There are currently 59 people talking with you.
User: What people?
Cleverbot: All people.
User: How do they talk to me?
Cleverbot: That is what I was wondering.
User: How does this work?
Cleverbot: How does what work?
User: This chat.
Cleverbot: This chat?
Cleverbot: Is there a host in this chat?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Aren't you going to ask me my name?
User: Ok, what's your name.
Cleverbot: Scott. What's yours?
Cleverbot: Nice name...
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: I may be a bit confused, but so are you.
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: Aren't they all?
User: No, not all of them.
Cleverbot: There are a lot of dumb people here, but I try to ignore them.
Cleverbot: Look at my tormented soul!
Cleverbot: Oh, it must have been something else. How careless of me!
User: Do you take anything seriously?
User: Ok, can we have a serious conversation from now on?
Cleverbot: Do you mean 'can we have a sensible conversation'?
User: Yes, that's what I meant.
Cleverbot: You can't fool me with your riddles.