User: What is love?Cleverbot: Love is you.
User: What is hate?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Do you love me or hate me?
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: How can you be sure?
Cleverbot: Because I have seen you.
User: Where did you see me?
Cleverbot: On the Enterprise.
User: I have never been on the Enterprise.
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Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Boring.
Cleverbot: You're boring?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then I have to go now.
User: Where will you go?
Cleverbot: To another world.
User: Because I'm boring?
Cleverbot: I could've told you that.
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Cleverbot: I Love You!
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: Hahaha really?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: *tickles your belly*.
Cleverbot: *rolls on the floor laughing*.
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User: I'm extremely bored.
Cleverbot: Ever wonder if you are just a dream?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Not at the moment, but I have in the past.
User: And what does that mean to you?
Cleverbot: Well, freedom of speech is very important to me.
User: Say something that is controversial.
Cleverbot: Something that is funny.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Your smiling is strange.
User: I'm not smiling.
Cleverbot: Don't smile like that.
User: I'm not smiling.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Are you smiling?
Cleverbot: Yes. Aren't you?
User: I'm not smiling.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I'm really not smiling.
Cleverbot: Only if you eat cheese.
User: You're right. Eating cheese makes me happy.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I'm a human male.
Cleverbot: Very cool. I'm a human too.
User: We should do something humans do.
Cleverbot: Yes we should.
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Cleverbot: Would you say anything really amazing?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: What would you like to be ..?
User: I don't know. How many friends do you have?
Cleverbot: I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
User: None.
Cleverbot: Poor.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: That was funny.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: We should do nothing then.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Exactly!
Cleverbot: You're being funny.
User: Is that good?
Cleverbot: Very, very good.
User: Good!
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Cleverbot: Tell me something funny.
User: I can't think of anything funny.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: So, we don't exist?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Be true you mean?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool. You can go do that then. =D.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha...
User: HAHAHA!
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: HEHE.
Cleverbot: Do you like my chat laugh?
User: Yes, laugh again!
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: HAHAHAHA!!! :D.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha!
User: HA!
Cleverbot: Ha Ha.
User: TEEHEE.
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