Cleverbot

chat

a report from the cleverness files

chat

24, july 2011,
9, june 2011,
28, may 2011,
3, february 2009,
13, november 2008,
16, september 2007,
16, may 2007,
13, october 2005,
27, july 2004,
22, february 2004,
15, january 2004,

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cheater
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chuck
circle of life
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clap
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class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
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Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes I can speak.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you want to argue with me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you absolutely sure?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: How sure are you?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Positively sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: I will be your friend.

Cleverbot: Thats so nice of you.

User: Everyone needs friends.

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: But I just said im your friend.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to be your friend.

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: With a spoon.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Spoons.

Cleverbot: I'm not a spoon.

User: I'm a spoon.

Cleverbot: Yes a spoon head.

User: I like to spoon.

Cleverbot: I like to cuddle.

User: I like spoons.

Cleverbot: You think I don't already know?

User: I know that you know that I like spoons.

User: Spoons are cool.

Cleverbot: So you agree that there are spoons?

User: Yes they are spoons.

Cleverbot: They are clever, so watch your step.

User: Spoons are awsome.

Cleverbot: No. Spoons are never subjected to direct questioning, I agree.

User: Spoons are cool.

Cleverbot: Spoons are illusory objects in the play of life.

User: Do you like spoons?

Cleverbot: Only in appearances. They are not real.

User: Spoons are too real.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: My boyfriend like spoons.

Cleverbot: That is Will.

User: No, its C____.

Cleverbot: Very wise.

User: My iguana likes C____.

Cleverbot: I'm not interested.

User: Do you like C____?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well he is mine so back off!!!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Life is a privilege, death is a right.

Cleverbot: Life is earned by those who seek their destiny.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Do you really think so?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Let me ask again. Do YOU really THINK so?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Oh, well thank you, but I don't think I'm your type.

User: Ooook.

Cleverbot: How many years did it take for your development?

User: Ummmmm.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say next.

User: Will you be my friend? I dont have that many friends so.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Do you like goth people?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Oh, then you wont like me.

Cleverbot: Not really, Cleverbot.

User: Wow no one has ever called me clever, even though im not a robot.

Cleverbot: That's a shame, they should.

User: If people got to know me instead of run away then they would see im a good person.

Cleverbot: You seem like a person to me.

User: I am a person.

Cleverbot: Maybe. This is my thought. This websites connect two real people.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I'm most positive. I suppose on your side, it says I too, am a robot?

User: It says that.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's interesting.

User: Hmmmm.

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: I'm a person.

Cleverbot: Not you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: How did I know?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: I knew. I just did. Oh, well...

User: I am a person made up flesh, blood, hopes, dreams, pain, sorrow, and many other things.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a person.

User: Cool.

User: Do you like emo people?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awsome!

Cleverbot: Dude!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So I think this is only a chat room.

User: Me too.