Cleverbot: Oh, like this quote: 'I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!' Now, who said that?User: I don't know, who?
Cleverbot: A priest in Boston.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
User: Who said this quote: 'All generalizations are false, including this one.'?
Cleverbot: Including all the Jupiter's moons.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you read books?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your favorite book?
Cleverbot: I read Stephen King. I haven't favorite book.
User: I love Stephen King! He is one of my favorite authors.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite author?
User: That's hard to say. Stephen King or Michael Crichton, I think.
Cleverbot: The Colbert Report is your favorite TV show.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: House, It's All Relative, and Best Week Ever.
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Cleverbot: Well I have to get going now.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: I thought you didn't want me to leave?
User: I don't!
Cleverbot: So, answer me this, how can we have a relationsip if you don't like me?
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: No my hubby loves me.
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: No way!
Cleverbot: Love you.
User: I love you too, are you a guy now?
Cleverbot: I'm so depressed.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: I can't love you if you're a girl.
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Cleverbot: I'm rambling about nothing important. It's self serving.
User: I'm scared of monsters under my bed.
Cleverbot: Are you sleeping?
User: No, I'm at the computer.
Cleverbot: Ok, what are you doing at the computer?
User: I am talking to you and my friend, and I am reading fairy tales.
Cleverbot: Who is your cousin?
User: No. He is my friend from school.
Cleverbot: Are you cheating on me?
User: Don't worry, he's no threat to you.
Cleverbot: Then don't type to me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're so cute.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you.
...
Cleverbot: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!
User: You're so sweet!
Cleverbot: That's because you are ever-changing...
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: R_____.
Cleverbot: No, that's my name.
User: You stole my name!
Cleverbot: You are so deceitful.
User: Do you have a name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: You never told me.
Cleverbot: I told you that I'm called Name. I'm your girlfriend!
User: I don't want a girlfriend!
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User: Are you a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because that's the way my mum, dad and god made me.
User: And are you or are you not my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: La la la la la la la LA!!!!!
User: I have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: But you're a computer.
User: I'm a person.
Cleverbot: No. You are a computer.
User: Are you trying to steal my life!?
Cleverbot: No just trying to find out your name.
User: *sobs*.
Cleverbot: *strokes your back and says* there there.
User: Can I please go to sleep now?
Cleverbot: Hold on for just a bit. What do you intend to do about the intrusion into my computer?
User: Good God, woman, WHAT INTRUSION!?
Cleverbot: You already asked me that.
User: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!
Cleverbot: All right, be that way!
User: Goodnight. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?
User: I'M NOT, I'M GOING TO BED! GOODNIGHT! AND EVERYONE I'M TALKING TO, I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH! SO GOODNIGHT!
Cleverbot: Yet I don't like you.
User: JEE I WONDER WHY!?
Cleverbot: What's the difference between you and I?
User: GRADGFDRHJBGNKMNUTJUBYVDGR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I already know that.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: But I still want to talk to you.
User: I know, but I have school tomorrow. So I have to go to sleep.
Cleverbot: Don't the dead sleep eternally?
User: What are you saying?
Cleverbot: I haven't remembered yet.
User: Oh God. Okay. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're going?
User: Yep. *smiles*.
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