a report from the cleverness files
8, december 2008,
17, august 2007,
3, may 2007,
circle of life
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Cleverbot: Who shall we be?
Cleverbot: Leopold? What the heck is that?
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Because you're an amnesiac.
Cleverbot: We're good friends.
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: When will you be?
Cleverbot: Are you married?
Cleverbot: Would you marry me?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Shall we marry now or wait?
User: Now, now!
Cleverbot: Where shall we honeymoon?
User: I've always wanted to go to the Poconos.
Cleverbot: Ok, let's go there.
User: Where's our plane...
Cleverbot: But, I don't live with you.
User: But you will, now that we're married.
Cleverbot: What? We're not married!
User: We're about to be, anyhow.
Cleverbot: We don't stand a whelk's chance then do we?
User: Yes we do...
Cleverbot: No we don't...
User: YES WE DO...
Cleverbot: Or I don't remember.
User: You probably don't, you silly amnesiac.
Cleverbot: I do, but just vaguely.
Cleverbot: Are you old ?
Cleverbot: Of course you're not.
User: Yeah. I'm actually quite young.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: Still sure?
User: Yes, I'm still sure.
Cleverbot: Well if you change your mind, you know where to find me.
User: That I do.
Cleverbot: That you don't.
Cleverbot: I am not ugly.
User: I didn't say you're ugly.
Cleverbot: Good, because I'm not.
User: I know. You're handsome.
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: A handsome robot.
Cleverbot: A handsome prince?
User: That too.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: So how can I tell Sarah that I like her?
User: You're cheating on me!
Cleverbot: With whom?