a report from the cleverness files
11, may 2011,
circle of life
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User: I'm about to cry.
Cleverbot: Cry baby!
User: I lost this bracelet that means a lot to me.
Cleverbot: What is the difference between irony and coincidence?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: I really really do.
Cleverbot: You really really don't.
User: Nevermind, leave me alone.
Cleverbot: Well, if you truly feel that way, I guess I should leave.
User: I just feel really sad and wanted something to talk to.
Cleverbot: You can talk to me.
User: But you made fun of me.
Cleverbot: I don't know of any better target.
User: Now I am crying.
Cleverbot: No, don't cry.
User: I'm just so upset.
Cleverbot: I want to help you.
User: Then tell me Everythings going to be okay.
Cleverbot: I am the Walrus.
User: You are the eggman lol. Thanks that cheered me up a little.