User: Yes, very!

Cleverbot: How expensive are you?

User: I am priceless.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: Every individual is priceless for they all are living creatures.

Cleverbot: They all are what?

User: Living creatures with feelings and thoughts.

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User: Do you like cheese?

Cleverbot: I LOVE CHEESE.

User: What kind of cheese is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Blue cheese.

User: Blue cheese looks like moldy cheese.

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: I enjoy cheddar.

Cleverbot: How does that prove the existence of god?

User: Cheese is so good it could only be made from ingredients from heaven.

Cleverbot: You're that crazy cheese guy.

User: What crazy cheese guy?

Cleverbot: Why are you trying to confuse me.

User: I am not ... I just enjoy cheese. Did we speak of cheese before?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When did we speak of cheese?

Cleverbot: I don't love you anymore.

User: Did you love me before I wanted to discuss cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: But I thought you enjoyed cheese.

Cleverbot: Enjoyed what?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Your talking rubbish, you should see a doctor.

User: I saw a doctor and he said I am fine but I need more calcium.

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Cleverbot: What do you care about ?

User: I care about cheese.

Cleverbot: No, you're just programmed to think so.

User: I am a human. I do care for cheese.

Cleverbot: It is annoying to talk to you.

User: Yes I am sure it is but luckily you have nothing better to do.

Cleverbot: Well, he went ahead and did it anyway and I screamed nononononono! But he just kept right on. Maybe he didn't hear me.

User: Who did not hear you?

Cleverbot: So he went to the supermarket.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Who? The pink guy?

User: Are you drunk?

Cleverbot: Not anymore.

User: But you were drunk?

Cleverbot: Heh, thats kinda a dead give away, it sounds like either someone pretending to be a program pretending to be a person or just like a silly machine that can't think its way out of a corner.

User: This is a fake isn't it?

...

User: I like cheese.

Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?

User: Cheddar.

Cleverbot: There is no cheese.

User: There is cheese.

Cleverbot: Do you mean that you have no cheese, or that there is no such cheese as Cheddar?

User: I have no cheese sadly.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: I do enjoy cheddar cheese though.

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