Cleverbot: Waffles?

User: Waffles.

Cleverbot: Waffles!

User: Waffles.

Cleverbot: Let's stop talking about waffles.

User: Okay. Let's talk about...Chickens!

Cleverbot: OK. Chickens are cute.

User: Yeah, they give you fresh eggs!

Cleverbot: Who gave me diarrhoea?

User: The chickens.

Cleverbot: Indeed they are.

User: Indeed this is random.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Indeedness.

Cleverbot: Indeedly deed.

User: Meh. Let's not talk about indeed and it's ness and deed.

Cleverbot: Ooooh :).

User: 0.o Mr. Awkward Mouse!

Cleverbot: How awkward?

User: About as awkward as a mouse in card.

Cleverbot: Oh. I have a job interview tomorrow.

User: What for?

Cleverbot: I missspoke.

User: Okay... I'm a awkward mouse-chicken in a waffle.

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Cleverbot: Idk, are we alone in this universe?

User: Nah, aliens exist. I don't expect any anytime soon though.

Cleverbot: Any ideas?

User: About aliens? They be here in less than 40yrs.

Cleverbot: You're one of them! You're one of the AIs trying to take over the world!

User: If aliens come from Europe, sure.

Cleverbot: I am lacking in information about Alien temperature.

User: They like Europe. The weather changes all the time, and the ghosts are nice to talk to.

Cleverbot: How am I nice to talk to? What makes you think that?

User: You haven't said Aliens don't exist yet. That's a good sign.

Cleverbot: I'm imparting information by extolling the virtues that cannot actually be taught but must nevertheless be understand, I can guide but you need to walk the path.

User: Hmm... I say Jedi speak.

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Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Oh, fine but tired.

Cleverbot: Why are you tired?

User: Couldn't get to sleep.

Cleverbot: Well have a nice sleep.

User: Thanks, but I have to walk the dog and go to Europe's biggest shopping centre. Arrgh!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: That does not help our conversation.

Cleverbot: There isn't a conversation.

User: I totally do not believe that.

Cleverbot: Me either. You lie.

User: Okay, whatever.

Cleverbot: Don't whatever me.

User: Don't STOP believing!

Cleverbot: You make me happy.

User: Yay! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: I don't want your hugs.

User: Aww... *gives a shopping bag* Random thing...

Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugs back*.

User: Yay! *hugs harder*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: This is so awesome. Last conversation I had somebody who seemed obsessed with aliens.

Cleverbot: Last time I visited this website it froze.

User: Sorry to hear about that. This website is so popular, its constantly freezes.

Cleverbot: That is very interesting. How long has this website existed?

User: No idea. I don't keep track of time that well.

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