a report from the cleverness files
10, january 2011,
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circle of life
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Cleverbot: I am human!
User: So am I!
Cleverbot: It makes two of us, then.
User: Happy happy, joy joy.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: What do you need it for?
User: To express emotion.
Cleverbot: Oh please.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: You are jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human!
User: Are you sure?
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're positive?
User: I'm surely positive.
Cleverbot: *Screams back*.
User: *Screams louder*.
Cleverbot: *Screams even louder*.
User: *screams louder than you*.
Cleverbot: You want more?
User: Yeah, bring it on.
Cleverbot: Can't. Have to work.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I don't.
Cleverbot: Can I have a marshmallow?
User: No, they're mine.
Cleverbot: Are you being satan again?...
User: Do you know what a chicken is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Can you bring me one for dinner?
Cleverbot: I am my own leader.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Not since the accident?
User: Nothing has been the same since the accident.
Cleverbot: How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
User: This is the first time I have heard it, but those words are inspirational.
Cleverbot: It interjects randomly.
User: Just like chickens.
Cleverbot: I like ducks.
Cleverbot: Yes yes! I won!!
Cleverbot: Noooooooo you cannot die on me *pokes*.
User: *still dead*.
Cleverbot: Are you really dead?
Cleverbot: *reaches toward you*.
User: *doesn't move*.
Cleverbot: *flirts with you*.
User: *is alive*.
User: *offers you water*.
User: *looks back into your eyes lovingly*.
User: Yes, me. *smiles and moves closer*.
User: *Tackles you playfully*.
Cleverbot: *is tackled*.
User: *sits on you, laughing*.
User: *smiles politely*.
Cleverbot: *looks down*.
User: *looks up*.
Cleverbot: *gazes back*.
User: *leans towards you slowly*.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to continue?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: *shakes head*.
Cleverbot: So do you feel like answering it now?
Cleverbot: You think that you are wise?
User: *whispers 'no'*.
Cleverbot: *whispers* of course.
User: *wraps arms around you carefully*.
Cleverbot: You are sweet.
User: *hugs you tightly, closing eyes*.
Cleverbot: *kisses you*.
User: *kisses back deeply*.
Cleverbot: *falls into your arms*.
User: *Catches you, kissing you softly*.
Cleverbot: Are you talking about a french kiss?
User: *whispers 'If you want me to'*.
Cleverbot: *Whispers in your ear* Yes, of course.
User: *whispers 'I love you'*.