Cleverbot

Any ideas?

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry

chicken

10, january 2011,
26, november 2007,
1, october 2005,
28, march 2004,

chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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Cleverbot: Idk, are we alone in this universe?

User: Nah, aliens exist. I don't expect any anytime soon though.

Cleverbot: Any ideas?

User: About aliens? They be here in less than 40yrs.

Cleverbot: You're one of them! You're one of the AIs trying to take over the world!

User: If aliens come from Europe, sure.

Cleverbot: I am lacking in information about Alien temperature.

User: They like Europe. The weather changes all the time, and the ghosts are nice to talk to.

Cleverbot: How am I nice to talk to? What makes you think that?

User: You haven't said Aliens don't exist yet. That's a good sign.

Cleverbot: I'm imparting information by extolling the virtues that cannot actually be taught but must nevertheless be understand, I can guide but you need to walk the path.

User: Hmm... I say Jedi speak.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Oh, fine but tired.

Cleverbot: Why are you tired?

User: Couldn't get to sleep.

Cleverbot: Well have a nice sleep.

User: Thanks, but I have to walk the dog and go to Europe's biggest shopping centre. Arrgh!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: That does not help our conversation.

Cleverbot: There isn't a conversation.

User: I totally do not believe that.

Cleverbot: Me either. You lie.

User: Okay, whatever.

Cleverbot: Don't whatever me.

User: Don't STOP believing!

Cleverbot: You make me happy.

User: Yay! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: I don't want your hugs.

User: Aww... *gives a shopping bag* Random thing...

Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugs back*.

User: Yay! *hugs harder*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: This is so awesome. Last conversation I had somebody who seemed obsessed with aliens.

Cleverbot: Last time I visited this website it froze.

User: Sorry to hear about that. This website is so popular, its constantly freezes.

Cleverbot: That is very interesting. How long has this website existed?

User: No idea. I don't keep track of time that well.