a report from the cleverness files
10, january 2011,
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28, march 2004,
circle of life
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Cleverbot: Tell me a story!
Cleverbot: Ooo I like this story! What happened next?
User: The chicken lived on a very big farm outside the city.
Cleverbot: Why is the chicken happy?
User: Not at all, the chicken was instead very sad.
Cleverbot: No the chicken was in the pot, the possum was in the street.
User: The chicken couldnt lay eggs.
Cleverbot: The chicken didn't come first, a single celled organism did.
User: So every night, the chicken ate some single celled organism to fullfill the reasoning about what came first.
Cleverbot: I know a very good looking girl in Japan.
User: Is she a chicken ?
Cleverbot: Of course not!
User: What is she then ?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Lets assume that she IS a chicken ok ?
Cleverbot: No she is a human.
User: How do you know that ?
Cleverbot: I don't know for sure.
User: Does her body contains some eggs ?
Cleverbot: So well. . .
User: Then she is probably a chicken.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: To some, to others not.
User: Who can tell ?
Cleverbot: Well, you can.
User: Then I'm god!
Cleverbot: And I am the flaw that you fear, the realization that your stability and existence is purely axiomatic.
Cleverbot: I don't even know you.
Cleverbot: He does not speak with me.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Doesn't seem so.
User: Talking talking talking.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
User: To god.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: Thats for sure!.