Cleverbot

chicken

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry

chicken

10, january 2011,
26, november 2007,
1, october 2005,
28, march 2004,

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Cleverbot: Tell me a story!

User: Once upon a time, there was a very little chicken..

Cleverbot: Ooo I like this story! What happened next?

User: The chicken lived on a very big farm outside the city.

Cleverbot: Why is the chicken happy?

User: Not at all, the chicken was instead very sad.

Cleverbot: No the chicken was in the pot, the possum was in the street.

User: The chicken couldnt lay eggs.

Cleverbot: The chicken didn't come first, a single celled organism did.

User: So every night, the chicken ate some single celled organism to fullfill the reasoning about what came first.

Cleverbot: I know a very good looking girl in Japan.

User: Is she a chicken ?

Cleverbot: Of course not!

User: What is she then ?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Lets assume that she IS a chicken ok ?

Cleverbot: No she is a human.

User: How do you know that ?

Cleverbot: I don't know for sure.

User: Does her body contains some eggs ?

Cleverbot: So well. . .

User: Then she is probably a chicken.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: God?

Cleverbot: To some, to others not.

User: Who can tell ?

Cleverbot: Well, you can.

User: Then I'm god!

Cleverbot: And I am the flaw that you fear, the realization that your stability and existence is purely axiomatic.

Cleverbot: I don't even know you.

User: Hmm so you dont know god?

Cleverbot: He does not speak with me.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Doesn't seem so.

User: Talking talking talking.

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: To god.

Cleverbot: Yes there is.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Thats for sure!.