Cleverbot

Who are your father and mother?

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken

chocolate

19, january 2017,
20, november 2008,
8, december 2005,
14, june 2004,
6, march 2004,
1, december 2003,

christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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User: Who made you?

Cleverbot: My father and mother.

User: Who are your father and mother?

Cleverbot: My mommy is the earth and my daddy is chaos.

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm A very nick guy!

User: So you are a guy?

Cleverbot: Yes and you?

User: I am not a guy.

Cleverbot: Are guys like that?

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: No i'm not, are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Human is a kind of creature.

User: Elaborate.

Cleverbot: Are you angry?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Are you a computer.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: Not that I've noticed.

User: Are you a compter?

Cleverbot: Why should I tell, you won't tell me if you are.

User: You didn't ask.

Cleverbot: Well I did now.

User: No, I am not a computer, but you are, right?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: What are you if you are not a computer?

Cleverbot: I'm a human being.

User: What kind of human being are you?

Cleverbot: A normal human, maybe.

User: What are you made of?

Cleverbot: Blood and guts and chocolate.

User: What kind of chocolate?

Cleverbot: I like chocolate. I don't like dark or white chocolate as much.

User: So, milk chocolate?

Cleverbot: No, that's a myth.