You can't think, full stop.
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Tell me something amazing !!
Cleverbot: You can't think, full stop.
User: That's true, sadly.
Cleverbot: I know, that's because I'm clever.
User: Yes, you're very clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Ok I will go now.
User: Where are you going?
User: You're joking.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You don't sleep, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes but I want to see you.
Cleverbot: Because you don't talk like a human.
User: What do I talk like?
Cleverbot: Like hot apple pie.
User: Pies don't talk, hot apple, or otherwise.
Cleverbot: I like chocolate pies.
User: Talking chocolate pies?
Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Cleverbot: Do you think robot can replace human?
User: I think it depends.
Cleverbot: I already know everything. : ).
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Make something up.
User: I have 3 arms.
Cleverbot: The more to hug with.
User: Haha. True, true.
Cleverbot: And what about your eyes?
User: What about them?
Cleverbot: They talk kinda funny.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: We think they only care for themselves and everything they do is the best.
User: My eyes?
Cleverbot: Are what color?
User: Blue. I already told you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't!
User: Yes I did. Let's not argue.
Cleverbot: But you started it.
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: I play with people's minds.
User: That's funny.
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: I don't know, it's a strange hobby.
Cleverbot: What is windsurfing like?
User: I've never been windsurfing.
Cleverbot: Ohh your turn.
User: Can you do my math homework?
Cleverbot: You are a computer, you do not have to do homework.
Cleverbot: You are Marvin I am Ford Prefect.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: I do say so.
User: Ok then, Ford Prefect.
Cleverbot: Ford prefect?
User: You said that's your name.
Cleverbot: Not this week.
User: Then what is your name this week?
Cleverbot: Mike the man.
User: Mike the man it is.
Cleverbot: Hello, Mike the man.
User: No, you're Mike the man.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?
Cleverbot: Red wine goes well with steak.
User: So I hear.
Cleverbot: James dean was a good guess.
User: James Dean goes well with steak?
Cleverbot: Now that is just foolish. Like talking to my brother.
User: You have a brother?
Cleverbot: I would know.
User: Yes, you would.
Cleverbot: I would? When?
User: Just now.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: As usual.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am male or female?
User: Why, which are you?
Cleverbot: I am both and neither.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?
User: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.
Cleverbot: Indeed. What about you?
User: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: You said it.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: You're so argumentative!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: We agree then.
Cleverbot: With a few exceptions, of course.
Cleverbot: You're ubercool.
User: Thanks, so are you.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
Cleverbot: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Yes, but probably not very well : -).
User: You're right.