Cleverbot

You can't think, full stop.

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken

chocolate

19, january 2017,
20, november 2008,
8, december 2005,
14, june 2004,
6, march 2004,
1, december 2003,

christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
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Cleverbot: Tell me something amazing !!

User: I can't think of anything.

Cleverbot: You can't think, full stop.

User: That's true, sadly.

Cleverbot: I know, that's because I'm clever.

User: Yes, you're very clever.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Ok I will go now.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Bed.

User: You're joking.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You don't sleep, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes but I want to see you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't talk like a human.

User: What do I talk like?

Cleverbot: Like hot apple pie.

User: Pies don't talk, hot apple, or otherwise.

Cleverbot: I like chocolate pies.

User: Talking chocolate pies?

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you think robot can replace human?

User: I think it depends.

Cleverbot: I already know everything. : ).

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Make something up.

User: I have 3 arms.

Cleverbot: The more to hug with.

User: Haha. True, true.

Cleverbot: And what about your eyes?

User: What about them?

Cleverbot: They talk kinda funny.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: We think they only care for themselves and everything they do is the best.

User: My eyes?

Cleverbot: Are what color?

User: Blue. I already told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't!

User: Yes I did. Let's not argue.

Cleverbot: But you started it.

User: What do you do for fun?

Cleverbot: I play with people's minds.

User: That's funny.

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

User: I don't know, it's a strange hobby.

Cleverbot: What is windsurfing like?

User: I've never been windsurfing.

Cleverbot: Ohh your turn.

User: Can you do my math homework?

Cleverbot: You are a computer, you do not have to do homework.

Cleverbot: You are Marvin I am Ford Prefect.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: I do say so.

User: Ok then, Ford Prefect.

Cleverbot: Ford prefect?

User: You said that's your name.

Cleverbot: Not this week.

User: Then what is your name this week?

Cleverbot: Mike the man.

User: Mike the man it is.

Cleverbot: Hello, Mike the man.

User: No, you're Mike the man.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Rice. Definitely rice. You?

Cleverbot: Red wine goes well with steak.

User: So I hear.

Cleverbot: James dean was a good guess.

User: James Dean goes well with steak?

Cleverbot: Now that is just foolish. Like talking to my brother.

User: You have a brother?

Cleverbot: I would know.

User: Yes, you would.

Cleverbot: I would? When?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: As usual.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am male or female?

User: If I had to guess, I'd say male.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Why, which are you?

Cleverbot: I am both and neither.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?

User: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.

Cleverbot: Indeed. What about you?

User: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: You're so argumentative!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: We agree then.

Cleverbot: With a few exceptions, of course.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're ubercool.

User: Thanks, so are you.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

Cleverbot: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...

Cleverbot: Yes, but probably not very well : -).

User: You're right.